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Old July 22 2009, 09:56 AM   #16
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Re: VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

Harry Kim's head, but no-one
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Old July 22 2009, 03:16 PM   #17
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could comprehend why Harry then
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Old July 22 2009, 04:48 PM   #18
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rubbed Neelix's face in it.
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Old July 22 2009, 04:52 PM   #19
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Neelix ran to Sickbay and
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Old July 22 2009, 04:56 PM   #20
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Re: VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

Voyager is traveling at warp,
through a deserted sector of
the beta quadrant's outer rim
on the way back to
Earth. All of a sudden
the Port Nacelle fell off
B'Elanna charged through the corridors
and she was really upset
because Janeway had taken her hyperspanner
to be refitted with new
blinking lights. Plasma conduits ruptured
by B'Elanna's pet dragon Smokey.
Red Alert klaxons blared through
the corridors, causing Neelix to
drop his leola soup on
Harry Kim's head, but no-one
could comprehend why Harry then
rubbed Neelix's face in it. They began to fight and
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Old July 22 2009, 07:46 PM   #21
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Re: VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

(I fixed the last two posts.)

Voyager is traveling at warp,
through a deserted sector of
the beta quadrant's outer rim
on the way back to
Earth. All of a sudden
the Port Nacelle fell off
B'Elanna charged through the corridors
and she was really upset
because Janeway had taken her hyperspanner
to be refitted with new
blinking lights. Plasma conduits ruptured
by B'Elanna's pet dragon Smokey.
Red Alert klaxons blared through
the corridors, causing Neelix to
drop his leola soup on
Harry Kim's head, but no-one
could comprehend why Harry then
rubbed Neelix's face in it.
Neelix ran to the sickbay
where they began to fight
until the Doctor became annoyed
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Old July 22 2009, 08:41 PM   #22
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with this behaviour and said,
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Old July 22 2009, 08:45 PM   #23
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I'm a doctor! Not a
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Old July 22 2009, 11:44 PM   #24
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whiny school girl wrangler intent
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Old July 23 2009, 01:50 AM   #25
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on breaking you two up.
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Old July 23 2009, 04:32 AM   #26
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"Computer, deactivate EMH program!" Harry
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Old July 23 2009, 04:55 AM   #27
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bawled, the sore loser who
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Old July 23 2009, 05:10 AM   #28
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cried uncle when Neelix tried
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Old July 23 2009, 05:19 AM   #29
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to tell another story about
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Old July 23 2009, 05:38 AM   #30
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his childhood summers on Rinax.
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