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Old July 20 2009, 10:14 PM   #1
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Would phone sex with a corpse count as necrophilla?

Think about it! If you put one of those phones that you attack to your ear on a corpose and called it, would that count as the same thing? Sure it would be creepy but if said person was busted and charged with necrophilla, he would proably be able to get off due to the fact that he didn't physcially do anything the corpse's body. Anyways it's something to think about, especially since it will happen someday. Every fucked up thing I think about will someday happen I am convinced. There is alot of screwed up people out there!


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Old July 20 2009, 10:18 PM   #2
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Re: Would phone sex with a corpse count as necrophilla?

The real question is what happens if the corpse is a 13 year old girl.
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Old July 20 2009, 10:18 PM   #3
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Re: Would phone sex with a corpse count as necrophilla?

No, its a one way conversation.
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Old July 20 2009, 10:22 PM   #4
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Re: Would phone sex with a corpse count as necrophilla?

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No, its a one way conversation.
Isn't all necrophilla, a one-way experience?


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Old July 20 2009, 10:26 PM   #5
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Re: Would phone sex with a corpse count as necrophilla?

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Would phone sex with a corpse count as necrophilia?
No, its a one way conversation.
Isn't all necrophilia, a one-way experience?
Easily the best exchange I've ever read on this board.
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Old July 20 2009, 10:29 PM   #6
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Re: Would phone sex with a corpse count as necrophilla?

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No, its a one way conversation.
Isn't all necrophilla, a one-way experience?


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No, necrosex is not a one way experience. It still takes 2 to tango, wether or not one is animate!

This post has not been added due to any personal experience.
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Old July 20 2009, 10:31 PM   #7
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Re: Would phone sex with a corpse count as necrophilla?

Only until the line goes dead.

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Old July 20 2009, 10:43 PM   #8
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Re: Would phone sex with a corpse count as necrophilla?

I think everyone should be buried with a cell phone, then you could still talk to dear old Granny anytime you want.

And we could give all those phone numbers to telemarketers. That might keep them busy for a while.
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Old July 20 2009, 11:05 PM   #9
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Re: Would phone sex with a corpse count as necrophilla?

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he would proably be able to get off
That's being rather presumptuous, isn't it?


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Old July 20 2009, 11:47 PM   #10
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Re: Would phone sex with a corpse count as necrophilla?

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The real question is what happens if the corpse is a 13 year old girl.

I have actually always wanted to write an essay about the legalities of commercial necrophilia involving children as a commentary on the limits of commerce in an anarcho-capitalist society.
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Old July 21 2009, 01:03 AM   #11
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Re: Would phone sex with a corpse count as necrophilla?

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Only until the line goes dead.
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Old July 21 2009, 01:14 AM   #12
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Re: Would phone sex with a corpse count as necrophilla?

I'm ashamed to confess I lolled while reading this thread. Very, very ashamed.
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Old July 21 2009, 01:34 AM   #13
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Re: Would phone sex with a corpse count as necrophilla?

Jayson's latest threads paint a very scary picture of him.
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Old July 21 2009, 01:39 AM   #14
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Jayson's latest threads paint a very scary picture of him.
It gets prettier once you realise Jayson's has more of the Impressionist in him than Old Master....
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Old July 21 2009, 01:57 AM   #15
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I think everyone should be buried with a cell phone, then you could still talk to dear old Granny anytime you want.
I did that but she never picks up that stupid phone!

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