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Old July 10 2009, 09:50 PM   #16
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

Hi girls. *hands out cocktails*
KT I think you've scared them away
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Old July 10 2009, 09:50 PM   #17
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

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My thong just hit the floor, any takers?
I like where this thread is going.
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Old July 10 2009, 09:53 PM   #18
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

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Hi girls. *hands out cocktails*
Bloodwine? Me likey. *grabs bottle and chugs*
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Old July 10 2009, 09:53 PM   #19
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

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Hey K'Ehleyr, wanna roar and hurl heavy objects?

It depends if you're quick at ducking and know any Klingon poetry?
I am so there.

Oh, wait, you said ducking? I can do that too.
Give me your right arm... *sniffs*
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Old July 10 2009, 09:54 PM   #20
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Plec ~ how did you ever get married
By accident. No seriously.

I was working nightshift and I got off work one night... decided to hit the 24 hour supermarket and stock up on Hot-Pockets and other basic bachelor-foods (ranch dressing, ramen, pizza-rolls, mini-tacos, blocks of cheddar cheese and cans of red-beans.) This is at midnight mind you.

I get to the frozen food section and there are no hot-pockets. None. All gone.

This is odd, so I look around and I spot HER. Pushing a shopping-cart FULL of them around the corner. I run (actually walk) over to her and say "could I interest you in parting with a few of those so I have something to microwave at work this week?"

Her reply "Yes of course. I wish I had one of those replicator things from Star Trek then I wouldn't have to share."

Two hours of chit-chat and blah blah later I had her phone-number and a date. Six months later, married.


Now back to the flirting. Are we only permitted to flirt with K'ehleyr or can we flirt with An Officer too?
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Old July 10 2009, 10:03 PM   #21
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^ This is an open flirting thread ~ but I had my eye on An Officer, after flinging Mr LB around for a while
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Old July 10 2009, 10:05 PM   #22
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

I don't know if the other half is as lenient as you folks... my carcass might be found in the garden come morning...

I probably shouldn't even be looking at this thread with binoculars...
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Old July 10 2009, 10:06 PM   #23
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^ This is an open flirting thread ~ but I had my eye on An Officer, after flinging Mr LB around for a while
Ah good to know. I'm taking Wife Unit out to a movie so catch you all later, or not.

A movie and a Not. Diner. meal of some sort.
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Old July 10 2009, 10:14 PM   #24
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Ok I'm bored. My men are out and I have access to you lot and a bottle of wine ~ so lets flirt. Innocent, old fashioned, "I say", "Carry On" stuff... let's see what your flirting style is like...

So I'll start...

Hello boys

Disclaimer ~ this thread is open to all, the more the merrier
Ah, but you're far too cute to flirt with. Those cranial ridges are not to be taken lightly.
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Old July 10 2009, 10:15 PM   #25
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roses are red
poems are corny
let's go to bed
i'm feeling...
a torn knee?
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Old July 10 2009, 10:17 PM   #26
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

Given the recent hoopla about sexism, I find this thread's timing to be flawless.
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Old July 10 2009, 10:20 PM   #27
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

I don't think K'ehleyr has seen that particular topic yet.
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Old July 10 2009, 10:21 PM   #28
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I don't know if the other half is as lenient as you folks... my carcass might be found in the garden come morning...

I probably shouldn't even be looking at this thread with binoculars...
You know you can't resist ~ come over to the fun side

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Ok I'm bored. My men are out and I have access to you lot and a bottle of wine ~ so lets flirt. Innocent, old fashioned, "I say", "Carry On" stuff... let's see what your flirting style is like...

So I'll start...

Hello boys

Disclaimer ~ this thread is open to all, the more the merrier
Ah, but you're far too cute to flirt with. Those cranial ridges are not to be taken lightly.
You must be mistaking me for someone else. There is no such word as 'cute' in Klingon. But I am intrigued...
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Old July 10 2009, 10:24 PM   #29
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I don't see any real klingons around here... real flirting would mean someone is gonna' get hit so hard they collapse...
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Old July 10 2009, 10:25 PM   #30
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Given the recent hoopla about sexism, I find this thread's timing to be flawless.
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I don't think K'ehleyr has seen that particular topic yet.
Yeah, I have. I'm just trying to prove that it can be innocent fun and no-one should be offensive or get offended.
If anyone says anything you are uncomfortable with a simple 'down boy' or indeed 'down girl' should suffice.
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