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Old July 13 2009, 01:42 PM   #196
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

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For the record, I can make a better margarita than anyone in here and I challenge anyone who says otherwise.

I say otherwise. I make a meaner margarita than anyone else in this room and I'm not afraid to prove it.

Now, who here is volunteering to be the judges?
Ok I feel obliged to offer my services seeing as all the wine went and I don't fancy beer ~ but I'll take the backrub please goldbug .

Bring on the margaritas chaps (those of you that are not going to the flics with KT that is)... and don't mind An Officer and me taking photos it's just for margarita making research...
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Old July 13 2009, 04:17 PM   #197
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

*slides another 5-liter margarita to K'eh*
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Old July 13 2009, 04:28 PM   #198
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Re: The Friday Flirt Thread...

*strolls in fashionably late*

So how you doin', ladies?

Looks like you have a lovely party going on here... I brought a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Anyone would would like to join me?
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Old July 13 2009, 04:29 PM   #199
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*slides another 5-liter margarita to K'eh*
I say young man ~ are you attempting to get me a tad tiddley?
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Old July 13 2009, 04:32 PM   #200
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No, I just figured that being wet would turn people on, just like flirting does.
Well, it's the 10% rule. People are 10% hotter when wet.

You should see me after a shower.
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Old July 13 2009, 04:35 PM   #201
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*strolls in fashionably late*

So how you doin', ladies?

Looks like you have a lovely party going on here... I brought a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Anyone would would like to join me?
*Aha, the Italian with the DNA is here. Edges Plec's 'bucket' under the table*

Hi iggi *puts elbows on table and squeezes them together (all the better to improve the decolletage) and leans chin on hands*
How lovely to see you, a glass of pinot? Only if it's as cool as you




sorry I made myself cringe with that one
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Old July 13 2009, 04:35 PM   #202
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*slides another 5-liter margarita to K'eh*
I say young man ~ are you attempting to get me a tad tiddley?
Of course not.

...absolute flippity-flaming drunk.
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Old July 13 2009, 04:39 PM   #203
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*slides another 5-liter margarita to K'eh*
I say young man ~ are you attempting to get me a tad tiddley?
Of course not.

...absolute flippity-flaming drunk.
Well it won't *hic* work.

Do you know you have lovely eyes...
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Old July 13 2009, 05:00 PM   #204
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I say young man ~ are you attempting to get me a tad tiddley?
Of course not.

...absolute flippity-flaming drunk.
Well it won't *hic* work.

Do you know you have lovely eyes...
*loads K'eh into basket and hops into elevator*

Hope you like it warm.
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Old July 13 2009, 05:32 PM   #205
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For the record, I can make a better margarita than anyone in here and I challenge anyone who says otherwise.

I say otherwise. I make a meaner margarita than anyone else in this room and I'm not afraid to prove it.

Now, who here is volunteering to be the judges?
Dude, I live in Albuquerque, worked in a real Mexican restaurant, did a lot of bar tending, and know where to get some high-grade (not so legal) Tequila.

But the Gauntlet has already hit the floor!
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Old July 13 2009, 05:34 PM   #206
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Of course not.

...absolute flippity-flaming drunk.
Well it won't *hic* work.

Do you know you have lovely eyes...
*loads K'eh into basket and hops into elevator*

Hope you like it warm.
I like it ice cold ~ as I like my men *empties ice bucket into Plec's pants*
"Down Boy"

*Brushes down dress and returns to chaise longue and lights a cigarette in her holder, passes back of hand over forehead* ~ Eurgh, some peoples' manners


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Old July 13 2009, 06:10 PM   #207
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*Brushes down dress and returns to chaise longue and lights a cigarette in her holder, passes back of hand over forehead* ~ Eurgh, some peoples' manners
Don't worry, my dear, I would never treat you that way!

And let *me* light that cigarette for you. Feel free also to put out the ash on top of my bald head, as I will gladly be your ashtray.
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Old July 13 2009, 06:45 PM   #208
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*Brushes down dress and returns to chaise longue and lights a cigarette in her holder, passes back of hand over forehead* ~ Eurgh, some peoples' manners
Don't worry, my dear, I would never treat you that way!

And let *me* light that cigarette for you. Feel free also to put out the ash on top of my bald head, as I will gladly be your ashtray.
A gentleman at last, thank you kind sir, and I think you look most distinguished without my ash on your head
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Old July 13 2009, 08:30 PM   #209
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Well it won't *hic* work.

Do you know you have lovely eyes...
*loads K'eh into basket and hops into elevator*

Hope you like it warm.
I like it ice cold ~ as I like my men *empties ice bucket into Plec's pants*
"Down Boy"

*Brushes down dress and returns to chaise longue and lights a cigarette in her holder, passes back of hand over forehead* ~ Eurgh, some peoples' manners


Ok so she wasn't drunk enough. Next time going to make it a 20-liter bucket just to be safe.


*shakes ice out of pants*

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Old July 13 2009, 08:34 PM   #210
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I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
That's because you love penis, hate vagina.
We did find a bra one time in our movie theater...and someone panties.

Just...saying Kirk don't forget them.

Depends who was in the movie. If you could name names, I could let you know if they belong to me or to some 13 year old who got frisky over a 3D Jonas Brothers concert.
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