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Old April 3 2011, 09:19 PM   #1
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Oh dear god... Transformers SLASH??

I went onto FanFiction.Net to have a browse and see if there was any decent TF G1 fanfic and was stunned to see how much slash was there! I mean, robots shouldn't do that!

There was one which I thought wasn't slash, started reading and ended up hearing about Thundercracker kissing Ratchet.

FOR F**KS SAKE!!

I did manage to find a good one (about Skywarp being tested by Megatron to see if he was worthy of joining the Decepticon ranks) but they were few and far between.

I have never used this term before, and I don't usually agree with it, but... I think my childhood just got raped.
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Old April 3 2011, 09:21 PM   #2
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I went onto FanFiction.Net
This is where you went wrong.
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Old April 3 2011, 09:35 PM   #3
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Re: Oh dear god... Transformers SLASH??

This is why I don't read fan fiction... except on this site
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Old April 3 2011, 09:36 PM   #4
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There was one which I thought wasn't slash, started reading and ended up hearing about Thundercracker kissing Ratchet.
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I have never used this term before, and I don't usually agree with it, but... I think my childhood just got raped.
You think you have it bad? Just think how Ratchet feels about this.
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Old April 3 2011, 09:53 PM   #5
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Re: Oh dear god... Transformers SLASH??

There is slash for almost everything now and yeah...never read fan fiction on fan fiction.net lol.
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Old April 3 2011, 10:36 PM   #6
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Re: Oh dear god... Transformers SLASH??

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...RuleThirtyFour


http://xkcd.com/305/
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Old April 3 2011, 10:48 PM   #7
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Re: Oh dear god... Transformers SLASH??

Rule 34: no exceptions.
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Old April 3 2011, 10:51 PM   #8
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Re: Oh dear god... Transformers SLASH??

Topless Robot runs hilariously awful fan fiction porn every friday. They ran one last year that was Transformers/Star Wars crossover porn featuring Optimus Prime and R2-D2. If you're hoping the fact that Artoo looks like a butt plug is going to be overlooked by the author, you're going to be disappointed.

It's the most insane thing I've ever read and I won't link to it because it makes my soul filthy.
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Old April 3 2011, 10:52 PM   #9
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Re: Oh dear god... Transformers SLASH??

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There is slash for almost everything now and yeah...never read fan fiction on fan fiction.net lol.
I've written for it, but only Dr Who and NuBSG.

AND NEVER SLASH!
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Old April 3 2011, 11:05 PM   #10
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I dare you to search "Kiss Players Transformers" on google.

Japan is sick!
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Old April 3 2011, 11:06 PM   #11
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BRAIN BLEACH!!!
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Old April 3 2011, 11:12 PM   #12
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Re: Oh dear god... Transformers SLASH??

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Topless Robot runs hilariously awful fan fiction porn every friday. They ran one last year that was Transformers/Star Wars crossover porn featuring Optimus Prime and R2-D2. If you're hoping the fact that Artoo looks like a butt plug is going to be overlooked by the author, you're going to be disappointed.
I don't remember that one. I do remember the one Topless Robot mocked that starred Optimus Prime and Slave Leia.

I can never make it through one of the stories they post.

ETA: Now that I've Googled the story I remembered half-reading, it looks like it's the same story you mentioned... Oh, dear...
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Old April 3 2011, 11:31 PM   #13
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Re: Oh dear god... Transformers SLASH??

Candlelight wrote: View Post
I went onto FanFiction.net....

And were surprised by the results you got?

Awww. You must be new to The Internet.
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Old April 3 2011, 11:32 PM   #14
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Re: Oh dear god... Transformers SLASH??

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I dare you to search "Kiss Players Transformers" on google.

Japan is sick!
Specifically, google the Manga. :shiver:
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Old April 3 2011, 11:46 PM   #15
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I dare you to search "Kiss Players Transformers" on google.

Japan is sick!
Oh that is just... bleargh!!
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