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Old June 2 2009, 04:14 PM   #1
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Caption Contest 29: surfin teh interwebs

Ok captioners, that one was short and sweet! I'm glad I stopped the contest after 2 pages because it was already too difficult to judge! You guys don't make this easy! I had to cut many possible winners.

And now...





First Image:

Herkimer Jitty wrote: View Post


T'pol: "Beeelaaaayyyyy thaaaaat phaaaaaaaase caaaaaanoooooon oooooordeeeeer!"

Second Image:
captain crow wrote: View Post


Reed: You're damn right I'm mad! T'Pol has beat my high score on the bridge pinball machine.

Third Image:
cooleddie74 wrote: View Post


"It's the TREK BBS, Subcommander.

About...oh...a century and a half ago, this was the online message board that triggered the disastrous Fail Wars. Millions of posts fell. Thousands of posters forever banished to Twitter.

It took humanity decades to recover teh Interwebs."

Chop 'Shop:


Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby)
Twist and shout. (twist and shout)
C'mon c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby, now, (come on
baby)
Come on and work it on out. (work it on out)

Well, work it on out, honey. (work it on out)
You know you look so good. (look so good)
You know you got me goin', now, (got me goin')
Just like I knew you would. (like I knew you
would)

Congrats winners! For your prize you get:



Conscripted!



Our next contest is about surfin and watching 22nd century theater. Do yer worst!




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Old June 2 2009, 04:24 PM   #2
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Trip: Can they say that on the bbs??




T'Pol: So...they're still Clerks?
Trip: Yup.
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Old June 2 2009, 04:32 PM   #3
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Triskelion wrote: View Post



Trip: "Is that even possible?"

Phlox: "It's possible. Difficult, but possible."

T'Pol: "I can do that. You just need a large spoon and bungie cords."
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Old June 2 2009, 04:36 PM   #4
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Triskelion wrote: View Post

Trip: "I've been trying to pull up some porn for the last hour but all I get are words. Where the hell are the pictures?"

Hoshi: "Maybe if you looked at something besides MSNBC.Com?"
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Old June 2 2009, 04:46 PM   #5
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Trip: "I don't get it. Why hasn't anyone posted a reply to my slash fic about you and T'Pol."



Whatever's out that window must be one hell of a sight since no one's looking at T'Pol's rack.
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Old June 2 2009, 05:55 PM   #6
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Trip: Are those real?!?
Phlox: They are silicone implants.
T'Pol: Why would anyone implant bags of silicon in their chest? It is illogical.
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Old June 2 2009, 06:16 PM   #7
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Trip: "What the HELL! Where did you find pictures like that of me?"
Hoshi: "Someone going by the code name JINX-01. She has thousands of them saved in a PhotoBucket account."
T'Pol off screen behind Hoshi.: "Commander. We need to talk."
Malcolm off screen behind T'Pol.: "Does she have any of me?"
Hoshi: "I never bothered to look."
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Old June 2 2009, 07:00 PM   #8
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Trip: "I was in college; I needed the money."
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Old June 2 2009, 07:53 PM   #9
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TRIP:"That's odd.

Normally when I put some of T'Pol's used panties on EBay they go like hotcakes."




PHLOX:"If you think this stellar phenomenon is amazing you should see me light a fart after some of Chef's cabbage stew."
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HOSHI:"Who the hell is Cooleddie74?

And what's this...'Dirty Sanchez' stuff he keeps yammering like an idiot about?"
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Old June 2 2009, 09:04 PM   #11
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``Trip, I think it's usually called a `computer'.''


``And that weird light's coming from the Triffid nebula, you say? Neat. Let's all stare at it some more.''
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Old June 2 2009, 09:16 PM   #12
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Microsoft Word got more confusing with each successive version...



Trip: Is that Porthos floating past the window?
T'Pol: I told Archer on several occasions about the acuteness of Vulcan females' sense of smell.
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Old June 2 2009, 09:20 PM   #13
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HOSHI:"You don't need me to translate anything, Commander.

That message is as plain as day.

YOU SUCK BALLS, HICK-BOY."



TRIP:"Should we all be starin' at a damn eclipse from just a few million miles away, guys?!"
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TRIP:"Sunnuvabitch.

See, this is why I hate online gamin' on Mondays. That asshole Reynolds on the Intrepid always logs on then. And he's ten power levels higher than me!"
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Old June 2 2009, 09:34 PM   #15
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Trip: A high ranking official from Nigeria Alpha II needs our help, and we'll come out of this deal with $20,000,000 credits. How can we lose?

Hoshi: Wow! Ok, let's send him the bank account information.
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