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Old April 17 2009, 08:49 AM   #1
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Cheesiest lines?

I watched Encounter at Farpoint earlier and heard this:

Helmsman: Something strange on the detector circuit!

Oh, please don't get so technical on me!

Then there's Wesley's famous line: We're with Starfleet. We don't lie.

What are your cheesiest lines?
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Old April 17 2009, 09:46 AM   #2
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"get this cheese to sickbay!"
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Old April 17 2009, 12:50 PM   #3
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^ My thoughts exactly. I'd just love to find a way of working that into a converation one day.
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Old April 17 2009, 07:00 PM   #4
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Re: Cheesiest lines?

"When I was in my early twenties on a trip to East Africa, I saw a gazelle giving birth...."
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Old April 17 2009, 10:38 PM   #5
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"When I was in my early twenties on a trip to East Africa, I saw a gazelle giving birth...."
I can't think of a thing to beat that one.
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Old April 17 2009, 10:49 PM   #6
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Re: Cheesiest lines?

Anytime Troi said "I feel ....." The worst would be in Where No One Has Gone Before.
"It feels quite wonderful."


Also Uhura's "I'm frightened."
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Old April 17 2009, 10:59 PM   #7
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Re: Cheesiest lines?

Any time Picard bitches about money.
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Old April 17 2009, 11:00 PM   #8
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Don't forget the most cringeworthy line in ST history. Wesley: "I'm with Starfleet. We don't lie." -- RR
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Old April 17 2009, 11:01 PM   #9
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"Norman, coordinate!"
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Old April 17 2009, 11:05 PM   #10
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Re: Cheesiest lines?

Any one of the Red Squad kids in 'Valiant'

Buncha morons they were.

'RAD SKWOD! RAD SKWOD!'
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Old April 17 2009, 11:07 PM   #11
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NickInABox wrote: View Post
Any one of the Red Squad kids in 'Valiant'

Buncha morons they were.

'RAD SKWOD! RAD SKWOD!'
They sure got what they deserved!
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Old April 17 2009, 11:08 PM   #12
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Dane_Whitman wrote: View Post
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Any one of the Red Squad kids in 'Valiant'

Buncha morons they were.

'RAD SKWOD! RAD SKWOD!'
They sure got what they deserved!
Oh you betcha.
Talk about taking the Wesley line and choking the life out of it.
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Old April 17 2009, 11:32 PM   #13
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"Bonk, bonk."
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Old April 17 2009, 11:36 PM   #14
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Re: Cheesiest lines?

kitsune wrote: View Post
I watched Encounter at Farpoint earlier and heard this:

Helmsman: Something strange on the detector circuit!

Oh, please don't get so technical on me!

Then there's Wesley's famous line: We're with Starfleet. We don't lie.

What are your cheesiest lines?
That Wesley line was in one of the earliest episodes of Trek I watched and around the time I started to become a fan. As a kid that line really resonated with me. I wanted to be Wesley and a part of that Federation. Don't hold the innocent naivity of children against them.
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Old April 17 2009, 11:39 PM   #15
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"Marshmellons" and "row-row-row-your-boat"
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