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Old November 3 2009, 11:43 PM   #676
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Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line!

Archer: So to speed things up a little, you've struck a deal with the devil.

Archer throws the communicator against a wall. Silik fires the Phase Pistol at the wall, causing another shockwave.

Archer runs for the door, Silik braces himself against a wall as Archer jumps, hoping to avoid the shockwave as he falls into the hallway.

Silik runs inside, Archer trips Silik and the two begin to struggle.

Enterprise is moves towards the Helix, under fire from Suliban Cell Ships.
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Old November 4 2009, 01:47 PM   #677
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Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line!

Reed: "We have four more coming up off starboard."
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Old November 4 2009, 07:15 PM   #678
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T'Pol: Can we dock Ensign?
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Old November 4 2009, 07:59 PM   #679
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Mayweather: "These aren't ideal conditions."
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Old November 4 2009, 08:02 PM   #680
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T'Pol: Mister Tucker, we're going to Plan B.

Archer and Silik continue to struggle, both trying to get the Phase Pistol. Archer holds Siliks arm, but he bends it backwards and grabs the Pistol. Archer releases the hold, punches Silik in the face and starts running.

T'Pol: Now!

Silik fires the Phase Pistol as Archer is transported away.
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Old November 4 2009, 08:28 PM   #681
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Trip: "Bridge, we've got him!

Sorry, Captain. We had no other choice."

Archer on the transporter pad, is clearly in shock and still looking around. Finally taking a sharp intake of breath and clutching his chest, checking to see if he's all there.

The NX-01 rises through the orange atmosphere of the gas giant, travelling at tremendous speed... then finally out through space and jumping to warp.
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Old November 4 2009, 08:42 PM   #682
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On the Klingon Homeworld, in the High Council Chamber...

Chancellor: BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Translation: Now that we're all drunk we can discuss important social issues. First, I call for a vote, All in favor of requiring the High Council Members to be 3 sheets to the wind by 25 minutes before the meetings begin. This will ensure terrible leadership and entertaining council meetings.
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Old November 4 2009, 08:53 PM   #683
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^ The British Government's House of Lords operate a similar policy. Order! Order! Two double whiskeys and a pink gin for Lord Mandleson...

More annoyed Klingon noises, as two guards obey their Chancellor and open the door... to reveal Enterprise crewmembers beyond with the 7 foot tall Klaang in the centre.

Klaang addresses the High Council.

Hoshi: (translating) "Something about disgracing the Empire. He says he's ready to die."
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Old November 4 2009, 08:58 PM   #684
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The Chancellor walks up to Klaang, and quickly pulls a knife, scaring Hoshi. The Chancellor cuts Klaangs hand with the knife. An assistant collects a sample of his blood, then taking it over to an analyzer. The screen shows a deep scan of his DNA, revealing a computerized message within. The Klingons are pleased with this, the Chancellor walks up to Archer.

Chancellor: Le-tuq-Ja-Meh-other vowels and consenents strung together.

Translation: We only tip 15 percent, do not ask for more!

Archer: I'll take that as a thank you.
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Old November 4 2009, 09:02 PM   #685
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Hoshi: "I don't think they have a word for thank you."
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Old November 4 2009, 09:04 PM   #686
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Archer: What did he say?
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Old November 4 2009, 09:05 PM   #687
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Hoshi: "You don't want to know."
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Old November 4 2009, 09:10 PM   #688
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Back aboard Enterprise, Archer sits in his Ready Room. The door chime rings.

Archer: Come in.

T'Pol and Tucker enter.

Archer: I've just gotten a response to the message I sent to Admiral Forrest. He enjoyed telling the Vulcan High Command about the Suliban we ran into. It's not every day he gets to be the one dispensing information. I wanted you both to hear Starfleets orders before I inform the crew.
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Old November 4 2009, 09:38 PM   #689
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Trip: "Orders?"
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Old November 4 2009, 09:42 PM   #690
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Archer: Your people are sending a transport to pick you up.
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