"Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! - Page 4

ChristopherPike · June 1 2009, 10:09 PM

Admiral Leonard: "He's a Kling-ot".

apenpaap · June 1 2009, 10:25 PM

Generic Vulcan Asshole: "A Klingon."

ChristopherPike · June 1 2009, 10:30 PM

Archer: "Where'd he come from?"

(take it to the rimshot

)

apenpaap · June 1 2009, 10:51 PM

Admiral Forrest: "Oklahoma. A Corn-farmer named Joe shot him with a plasma-rifle. Said it was self-defence."

Vulcan Princess · June 1 2009, 11:28 PM

Generic Vulcan: Fortunately, Soval and I have maintained close contact with Kronos since the incident occurred.

apenpaap · June 1 2009, 11:34 PM

Archer: "Qo'noS?"

Vulcan Princess · June 2 2009, 05:15 PM

Admiral Leonard: It's the Klingon homeworld.

apenpaap · June 2 2009, 07:08 PM

Admiral Forrest: "Evidently this gentleman was some sort of courier. Eveidently he was carrying crucial information back to his people."

Vulcan Princess · June 2 2009, 07:15 PM

Soval: When he was nearly killed by your farmer.

apenpaap · June 2 2009, 07:29 PM

Admiral Forrest: "Ambassador Soval thinks it would be best if we put off your launch until we've cleared this up."

Vulcan Princess · June 2 2009, 08:39 PM

Archer: Well, isn't that a surprise. You'd think they'd have come up with something a little more imaginative this time.

apenpaap · June 2 2009, 09:38 PM

Soval: "Sarcasm aside, Captain: The last thing your people need is to make an enemy of the Klingon Empire."

Vulcan Princess · June 2 2009, 11:34 PM

Generic Vulcan: If we hadn't convinced them to let us take Klaang's corpse back to Kronos, Earth would most likely be facing a squadron of Warbirds by the end of the week.

apenpaap · June 2 2009, 11:45 PM

Archer: "Corpse? Is he dead?" (Walks into hosptalroomorwhateveritis) "Excuse me, is this man dead?"

Flying Spaghetti Monster · June 3 2009, 02:19 AM

PHLOX: (delighted to be asked anything) His autonomic system was disrupted by the blast but I think that he..."

June 1 2009, 10:09 PM	#46
ChristopherPike Rear Admiral	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Admiral Leonard: "He's a Kling-ot". __________________ STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE Tribute ►http://youtu.be/myS87yTTDes

June 1 2009, 10:25 PM	#47
apenpaap Commodore Location: Cardassia, where only the military metaphors work.	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Generic Vulcan Asshole: "A Klingon." __________________ The Obsidian Order: Proudly watching you since the 19th century. And looking manly in our purple hats while doing that.

June 1 2009, 10:30 PM	#48
ChristopherPike Rear Admiral	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Archer: "Where'd he come from?" (take it to the rimshot ) __________________ STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE Tribute ►http://youtu.be/myS87yTTDes

June 1 2009, 10:51 PM	#49
apenpaap Commodore Location: Cardassia, where only the military metaphors work.	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Admiral Forrest: "Oklahoma. A Corn-farmer named Joe shot him with a plasma-rifle. Said it was self-defence." __________________ The Obsidian Order: Proudly watching you since the 19th century. And looking manly in our purple hats while doing that.

June 1 2009, 11:28 PM	#50
Vulcan Princess Rear Admiral Location: Vulcan Princess is in the Badlands	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Generic Vulcan: Fortunately, Soval and I have maintained close contact with Kronos since the incident occurred. __________________ "Geniuses are like thunderstorms. They go against the wind, terrify people, cleanse the air." ~ Søren Kierkegaard

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June 1 2009, 11:34 PM	#51
apenpaap Commodore Location: Cardassia, where only the military metaphors work.	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Archer: "Qo'noS?" __________________ The Obsidian Order: Proudly watching you since the 19th century. And looking manly in our purple hats while doing that.

June 2 2009, 05:15 PM	#52
Vulcan Princess Rear Admiral Location: Vulcan Princess is in the Badlands	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Admiral Leonard: It's the Klingon homeworld. __________________ "Geniuses are like thunderstorms. They go against the wind, terrify people, cleanse the air." ~ Søren Kierkegaard

June 2 2009, 07:08 PM	#53
apenpaap Commodore Location: Cardassia, where only the military metaphors work.	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Admiral Forrest: "Evidently this gentleman was some sort of courier. Eveidently he was carrying crucial information back to his people." __________________ The Obsidian Order: Proudly watching you since the 19th century. And looking manly in our purple hats while doing that.

June 2 2009, 07:15 PM	#54
Vulcan Princess Rear Admiral Location: Vulcan Princess is in the Badlands	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Soval: When he was nearly killed by your farmer. __________________ "Geniuses are like thunderstorms. They go against the wind, terrify people, cleanse the air." ~ Søren Kierkegaard

June 2 2009, 07:29 PM	#55
apenpaap Commodore Location: Cardassia, where only the military metaphors work.	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Admiral Forrest: "Ambassador Soval thinks it would be best if we put off your launch until we've cleared this up." __________________ The Obsidian Order: Proudly watching you since the 19th century. And looking manly in our purple hats while doing that.

June 2 2009, 08:39 PM	#56
Vulcan Princess Rear Admiral Location: Vulcan Princess is in the Badlands	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Archer: Well, isn't that a surprise. You'd think they'd have come up with something a little more imaginative this time. __________________ "Geniuses are like thunderstorms. They go against the wind, terrify people, cleanse the air." ~ Søren Kierkegaard

June 2 2009, 09:38 PM	#57
apenpaap Commodore Location: Cardassia, where only the military metaphors work.	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Soval: "Sarcasm aside, Captain: The last thing your people need is to make an enemy of the Klingon Empire." __________________ The Obsidian Order: Proudly watching you since the 19th century. And looking manly in our purple hats while doing that.

June 2 2009, 11:34 PM	#58
Vulcan Princess Rear Admiral Location: Vulcan Princess is in the Badlands	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Generic Vulcan: If we hadn't convinced them to let us take Klaang's corpse back to Kronos, Earth would most likely be facing a squadron of Warbirds by the end of the week. __________________ "Geniuses are like thunderstorms. They go against the wind, terrify people, cleanse the air." ~ Søren Kierkegaard

June 2 2009, 11:45 PM	#59
apenpaap Commodore Location: Cardassia, where only the military metaphors work.	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Archer: "Corpse? Is he dead?" (Walks into hosptalroomorwhateveritis) "Excuse me, is this man dead?" __________________ The Obsidian Order: Proudly watching you since the 19th century. And looking manly in our purple hats while doing that.

June 3 2009, 02:19 AM	#60
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