"Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line!

cooleddie74 · May 26 2009, 09:47 PM

Like many of us have seen in the movie threads in recent weeks, I thought it'd be cool to pick a few random, popular episodes of ENTERPRISE and give them the "Line-By-Line" treatment to see how much we all remember from them after four to eight years! So if there's no objection, I'll kick things off with the first line of the premiere episode from September of 2001!

10-YEAR-OLD JONNY ARCHER: Where no man has gone before!

ChristopherPike · May 26 2009, 10:13 PM

Henry Archer: "Zefram Cochrane would be proud of you."

Ro Boat · May 27 2009, 02:06 AM

Little Jonny: I know the whole speech by heart.

ChristopherPike · May 27 2009, 09:49 AM

Jonny (brushing model): "When's it going to be ready to fly?"

Henry: "Let the paint dry first."

Jonny: "No, I meant your ship."

cooleddie74 · May 27 2009, 07:50 PM

HENRY: It's not even done being built yet. You know that!

ChristopherPike · May 27 2009, 08:48 PM

Jonny: "Will it be bigger than Ambassador Pointy's ship?"

cooleddie74 · May 27 2009, 10:27 PM

HENRY: His name is Soval. And I told you to stop calling him that, Jonathan...

apenpaap · May 28 2009, 01:18 AM

Johnny: "Well, Billy Crook told us that we would be flying at warp 5 by now if the Vulcans hadn't kept things from us."

ChristopherPike · May 28 2009, 10:13 AM

Henry: "Well, they have their reasons... God knows what they are."

Cut to many years later (30 did the caption say?), a crashed spaceship still smouldering in a cornfield. A Klingon emerges chased by two Suliban.

apenpaap · May 28 2009, 10:17 AM

Klaang: "urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh...aarghh. ..urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh" (etc)

ChristopherPike · May 28 2009, 10:21 AM

Several laser bolts later and Klaang runs into a corn silo, locking the door.

A farmer is alerted by all this and loads his rifle. Back where the actions is, a Suliban squeezes under the door, opens it from the other side to allow the other one in.

Klaang bursts out of the top silo hatch, landing on the ground, running a few metres before turning and firing. The Silo explodes and piece of shrapnel barely misses him.

apenpaap · May 28 2009, 10:29 AM

Farmer Joe: "Drop yer weapon! I mean it!"

ChristopherPike · May 28 2009, 10:42 AM

apenpaap wrote:

Farmer Joe: "Drop yer weapon! I mean it!"

^ Wouldn't his name be Ron? Considering his surname's Moore and all...

ChristopherPike · May 28 2009, 11:46 AM

< Apologies in advance to Marc Okrand and any serious students of Klingonese >

Klaang: "M'whaah! M'whaah! M'whaah! Q'aurah. F'aah Doooh!"

apenpaap · May 28 2009, 02:49 PM

Joe: "I don't understand a word your saying, but I know how to use this!"

May 26 2009, 09:47 PM	#1
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	"Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Like many of us have seen in the movie threads in recent weeks, I thought it'd be cool to pick a few random, popular episodes of ENTERPRISE and give them the "Line-By-Line" treatment to see how much we all remember from them after four to eight years! So if there's no objection, I'll kick things off with the first line of the premiere episode from September of 2001! 10-YEAR-OLD JONNY ARCHER: Where no man has gone before! __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

May 26 2009, 10:13 PM	#2
ChristopherPike Rear Admiral	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Henry Archer: "Zefram Cochrane would be proud of you." __________________ STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE Tribute ►http://youtu.be/myS87yTTDes

May 27 2009, 02:06 AM	#3
Ro Boat Lieutenant Location: The Front Range	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Little Jonny: I know the whole speech by heart.

May 27 2009, 09:49 AM	#4
ChristopherPike Rear Admiral	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Jonny (brushing model): "When's it going to be ready to fly?" Henry: "Let the paint dry first." Jonny: "No, I meant your ship." __________________ STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE Tribute ►http://youtu.be/myS87yTTDes Last edited by ChristopherPike; May 27 2009 at 08:47 PM.

May 27 2009, 07:50 PM	#5
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! HENRY: It's not even done being built yet. You know that! __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

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May 27 2009, 08:48 PM	#6
ChristopherPike Rear Admiral	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Jonny: "Will it be bigger than Ambassador Pointy's ship?" __________________ STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE Tribute ►http://youtu.be/myS87yTTDes

May 27 2009, 10:27 PM	#7
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! HENRY: His name is Soval. And I told you to stop calling him that, Jonathan... __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

May 28 2009, 01:18 AM	#8
apenpaap Commodore Location: Cardassia, where only the military metaphors work.	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Johnny: "Well, Billy Crook told us that we would be flying at warp 5 by now if the Vulcans hadn't kept things from us." __________________ The Obsidian Order: Proudly watching you since the 19th century. And looking manly in our purple hats while doing that.

May 28 2009, 10:13 AM	#9
ChristopherPike Rear Admiral	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Henry: "Well, they have their reasons... God knows what they are." Cut to many years later (30 did the caption say?), a crashed spaceship still smouldering in a cornfield. A Klingon emerges chased by two Suliban. __________________ STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE Tribute ►http://youtu.be/myS87yTTDes

May 28 2009, 10:17 AM	#10
apenpaap Commodore Location: Cardassia, where only the military metaphors work.	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Klaang: "urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh...aarghh. ..urgh...urgh...urgh...urgh" (etc) __________________ The Obsidian Order: Proudly watching you since the 19th century. And looking manly in our purple hats while doing that.

May 28 2009, 10:21 AM	#11
ChristopherPike Rear Admiral	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Several laser bolts later and Klaang runs into a corn silo, locking the door. A farmer is alerted by all this and loads his rifle. Back where the actions is, a Suliban squeezes under the door, opens it from the other side to allow the other one in. Klaang bursts out of the top silo hatch, landing on the ground, running a few metres before turning and firing. The Silo explodes and piece of shrapnel barely misses him. __________________ STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE Tribute ►http://youtu.be/myS87yTTDes Last edited by ChristopherPike; May 28 2009 at 10:47 AM.

May 28 2009, 10:29 AM	#12
apenpaap Commodore Location: Cardassia, where only the military metaphors work.	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Farmer Joe: "Drop yer weapon! I mean it!" __________________ The Obsidian Order: Proudly watching you since the 19th century. And looking manly in our purple hats while doing that.

May 28 2009, 11:46 AM	#14
ChristopherPike Rear Admiral	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! < Apologies in advance to Marc Okrand and any serious students of Klingonese > Klaang: "M'whaah! M'whaah! M'whaah! Q'aurah. F'aah Doooh!"

May 28 2009, 02:49 PM	#15
apenpaap Commodore Location: Cardassia, where only the military metaphors work.	Re: "Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line! Joe: "I don't understand a word your saying, but I know how to use this!" __________________ The Obsidian Order: Proudly watching you since the 19th century. And looking manly in our purple hats while doing that.