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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old June 1 2009, 04:15 PM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest #95: The Return of Special FX, Part Three!

Last one, I promise, but first, as always...



For the tag-team caption that seems to be in keeping with all the "Canon Violation" avatars I've been seeing lately, our winners are:

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Saavik: "We have to get across, quick find the controls to extend the bridge"
McCoy: "Er, I think I just blasted it"
Saavik: "They're coming through!!!"
Carol: "This is some rescue!"
For perfectly explaining the look on Data's face, our winner is...

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Data: "What? What! None of you ever see an invisible android taking a leak before?"
For coming in at the buzzer, our winner is...

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Spock, thinking: "Now that I think about it, I should've used the mind-meld to convince Dr. McCoy to do this shit ..."
And for proving caption contest memes can pop up at the weirdest times, our Photoshop winner is...

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Are you gonna order or not?
Congratulations to the winners and here are our updated totals:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 42
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 41
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 31
Gertch (Hall of Fame) 25
Shatmandu (Hall of Fame) 23
The Laughing Vulcan (Hall of Fame) 21
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Triskelion 16
Turd Ferguson 15
Diesel Micky Dolenz 13
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John_Picard 6
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SciFi75 5
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The Cutest of Borg 5
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Skywalker 5
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Kirby 4
jptrekker 4
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This week, as I promised, is our last foray into FX for now. First up, we have the janitor wondering if he's going to be blamed for not calling in the Enterprise being stolen because he was too busy smoking weed. Second, we have the Romulan Senate expecting an important message from their counterparts on the Jedi Council. And finally, now we know where J.J. got the window idea from. Have at:





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Old June 1 2009, 04:17 PM   #2
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #95: The Return of Special FX, Part Three!



Scruffy the Janitor: "Did I leave the iron on?"



Praetor: "Funny, my wife's makeup case does the exact same thing."



Geordi: "You know, maybe we should, like, duck?"
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Old June 1 2009, 04:37 PM   #3
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Hey, a win! And just under the wire, too.



Scruffy the Janitor: "Looks like a garbage scow."
<Scotty beams in, punches him in back of head, beams back.>





Praetor, elbowing aid: "'Kneel before ZOD!' Heh."





La Forge: "Hope Data beamed back."
Troi: "And the Captain."
<pause>
La Forge: "Eh."
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Old June 1 2009, 05:10 PM   #4
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Kevin Riley the Janitor: "Fuck you, Kirk."
<Picks up pork chop bone from plate, begins to gnaw.>



Scruffy the Janitor: "What are those black lines around the saucer section?"
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Scruffy the Janitor: "Asshole just hit my Acura."
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Old June 1 2009, 05:35 PM   #6
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Scruffy the Janitor: "Hmmph. Must be letting the broads drive now."





"Yes, the Earth music is quite impressive. What do we know about this 'Pink Floyd' fellow?"





La Forge: "Maybe I shouldn't have suggested that Data install a Sybian at his station."
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Old June 1 2009, 06:28 PM   #7
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #95: The Return of Special FX, Part Three!

Who'd have thunk it, a leaky android won! Yay!



"Aw man, someone keyed my Constitution!"




Rom 1: "The thalaron radiation emitted by this device disintegrates all living matter within its range."

Rom 2: "Send it to Shatmandu, he pre-empted my Superman caption. The fiend!"




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Intergalactic Chili's waiter: Oh crap, why do these things always pull up right before closing time?



Praetor: I love it! When can Billy Mays film the infomercial?



Troi: Looks like we're gonna need another science officer.
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Old June 1 2009, 07:34 PM   #9
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Scruffy the Janitor: "Wow, that's depressing. I don't even feel like peeing in the salad crisper any more."





Praetor: "Who left their Klingon cock ring on the table?"





Scruffy: "Kirk trashed his ship and he's a shitty tipper? Jeez."
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"Hehe... that'll teach that fucker Kirk what happens when you don't tip."



"Impressive. I now call a vote: Do we stare in awe, or shit our pants?"



"Jesus Christ. And I thought YOU were a shitty driver."
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Scruffy the Janitor: Ship still looks fake.



Preator: ... and I shall shed my light over dark evil. For the dark things cannot stand the light... the light of the Green Lantern!



Geordi: There it is... a sign.
Troi: Of what?
Geordi: The death of our movie franchise.
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Old June 1 2009, 08:12 PM   #12
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Geordi: "Gah! I'm blind!"
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Old June 1 2009, 08:42 PM   #13
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Troi: "... and that is what a Betazoid orgasm looks like."
LaForge: "Damn, you mean Riker..."
Troi: "not once, ever. Worf did though."
LaForge: "I don't get it, you married..."
Troi: "... Will, yeah. You remember that one time when I turned into a dried up old harridan with jealousy issues that tried to..."
LaForge: "Oh yeah, the alien ambassador, the life force vampire, who sucked you dry so that he could be young and vital."
Troi: "Bullshit! That was Worf, he got me off six times in one night. After that I had to end it with him. If only for my health."
LaForge: "Hold on... I didn't know you were with Worf then."
Troi: "It was a difficult decision."
LaForge: "You didn't even break up with him for three years after that!"
Troi: "Girl's gotta be certain."

...

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LaForge: "Shame about the ambassador."
Troi: "Who..? Oh him, yeah, shame, whatever..."
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Geordi: Goodbye Data, your kindness and friendship meant so much to me of the years. *sniff, sniff* your courage and self sacrafice have saved... *sniff, sniff * Oh my god Counselor, did you eat Bolian food again?! Oh sweet Jesus, that is awful. I think I'm goinna to be sick...
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"Hmm, damage looks different from when they actually fought Khan"



The Praetor was embarrased when he cellphone went off during the meeting.



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