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Old April 19 2009, 04:25 PM   #1
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Naked teen with poodle assaults woman

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HART TOWNSHIP, Mich. - A naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle assaulted a woman in Michigan, police said.

The boy walked away from a behavioral treatment facility on Monday, Sheriff's Lt. Craig Mast said. He was strolling unclothed in Hart Township with the dog when he encountered a 53-year-old woman in her yard.

"The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar," Mast said.

The two spoke briefly. When the woman took out a cell phone to call for help, the boy pushed her and fled with the phone, which he later broke in half.

Deputies found the boy. He's charged in juvenile court with strong-arm robbery and assault.
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Old April 19 2009, 04:30 PM   #2
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"The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar," Mast said.
I wonder what that was.
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Old April 19 2009, 04:33 PM   #3
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Apostle? That you?
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Old April 19 2009, 05:53 PM   #4
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"The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar," Mast said.
I wonder what that was.
Teenager with a Poodle?
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Old April 19 2009, 05:55 PM   #5
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I'm posting from the juvenile facility.
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Old April 19 2009, 05:57 PM   #6
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I'm posting from the juvenile facility.
Well, then what was up with the poodle?

I mean--seriously, dude. Masculinity fail.
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Old April 19 2009, 05:58 PM   #7
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Well, then what was up with the poodle?

I mean--seriously, dude. Masculinity fail.
I couldn't find my sheep dog. I was planning to run naked through the fields with it but it abandoned me. I had to steal some old bag's podle instead. We looked FABULOUS! together.
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Old April 19 2009, 06:18 PM   #8
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Re: Naked teen with poodle assaults woman

How do you use a poodle as an offensive weapon?
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Old April 19 2009, 06:19 PM   #9
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They're annoying little blighters ...
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Old April 19 2009, 06:34 PM   #10
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Apostle? That you?
I knew, knew that someone had to say that. I was afraid that it would have be me. You spared me the trouble.
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Old April 19 2009, 06:37 PM   #11
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I could have sworn this story was posted about 2 months ago.
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Old April 19 2009, 06:38 PM   #12
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The boy walked away from a behavioral treatment facility on Monday, Sheriff's Lt. Craig Mast said.
"Where's Lenny?"
"I think he's in his room."
"Did you give him his meds?"
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Old April 19 2009, 07:46 PM   #13
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They're annoying little blighters ...
I call them those ''YAPPIE DOGS'' all bark no bite!
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Old April 19 2009, 07:50 PM   #14
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"The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar," Mast said.
I wonder what that was.
Teenager with a Poodle?
Hence the behavioural treatment facility.
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Old April 19 2009, 09:58 PM   #15
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I wonder what that was.
Teenager with a Poodle?
Hence the behavioural treatment facility.
Where do they send the grown men with poodles - the Trekbbs?
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