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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old June 8 2015, 05:11 AM   #1
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Movies Caption Contest #254: Strong Indications

Hello All! It's time for a new contest!




First up to the plate, we have the "Advertising" Award, going to:

Smellincoffee wrote: View Post

Shatner: You! can save with Priceline.com.
Next, we have the "Top Gun" Award, going to:
Rat Boy wrote: View Post


Chekov: "Confirmed, Admiral. Lieutenant Mitchell is making a high speed pass over an admiral's daughter."
Next, we have the "Meeting his hero" Award, going to:

Ithekro wrote: View Post


A rare instance of Mr. Scott fanboying over an inventor.
A Special Award for Great Creativity:

tharpdevenport wrote: View Post


Scotty (over the comm): "Captain, it's no good, he won't help us. What should I do?"



Kirk: "Point at him and say something forceful!"



Scott: "Something forceful!"

Some great photoshops this time around, I'm pleased to give the Photoshop award to a joint effort:

Nerys Myk wrote: View Post
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CHEKOV: No Captain, I'm Starsky. Makora is Hutch!


Maurice wrote: View Post


KIRK: Bring us down in Golden Gate Park.
SPOCK: Why there?
KIRK: Because going through customs at SFO will have you speaking in colorful metaphors for a week.
SPOCK: #$%& yeah?
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, New Contest!







Enjoy!
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Old June 8 2015, 05:15 AM   #2
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Kirk: I'm assuming command of this vessel. Don't all celebrate at once.



Crusher: Spock?



Ilia: Wi-fi.
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Old June 8 2015, 05:16 AM   #3
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KIRK: You're in my spot.
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Old June 8 2015, 05:23 AM   #4
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Saavik: "Is there something wrong, admiral?"

Kirk: "Oh, something just triggered my memory and I'm reminiscing about the old short-skirt female uniforms, that's all."
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Old June 8 2015, 05:31 AM   #5
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Kirk: Sulu, I know it is my birthday, but this many rentals? You know I'm not 30 anymore. Though the best one being in my chair is a nice touch.



Crusher: Admiral Archer, just how old is this dog?




Illia Probe: Voyager.

Kirk: Pardon?

Illia Probe: Janeway.

Kirk: Huh?
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Old June 8 2015, 10:06 AM   #6
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Chief Medical Officer's Log: It has been three weeks and nobody has noticed that I've been watching the Captain in his sonic shower with this thing.
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Old June 8 2015, 11:48 AM   #7
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Sulu: Sir, you make a better door than a window.

Kirk: Huh?

Cadet: Down in front!



Despite all the modern technology, the 24th Century's biggest advancement with the microscope was a larger viewing area.



Ilia: Oh, for God's sake, they've ripped off the plot to "The Changeling," can't you figure it out?! Oh and good news/bad news...the good news is Uhura won't have her brain erased this time, the bad news is, it's because the movies tend to ignore her if she's not bumbling around 1986, getting naked, flirting with Scotty, or doing a piss-poor job trying to speak Klingon. Though, she does get a Crowing-Moment of Awesome when she tells some punk-ass Lieutenant to get in a closet.

Kirk: I liked it better when she didn't talk that much...

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Old June 8 2015, 12:24 PM   #8
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KIRK: As of zero four-hundred hours I am taking command of this vessel. Any questions?
SAAVIK: One, sir. How many apple boxes are you standing on for the camera to get this angle?




CRUSHER: You're right, Data: the Virtual Boy sucks!




ILIA PROBE: Director's Edition change.
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Old June 8 2015, 01:42 PM   #9
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Make it so!
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Old June 8 2015, 03:45 PM   #10
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"You are the Lensflare unit."
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Old June 8 2015, 04:05 PM   #11
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Kirk: I get my junk out and only two people look.....and one of them is Sulu....damn, I'm losing my magic.



Crusher: My relationship with the robot has moved on to a new sexual level
Picard: It's been a while hasn't it doc; that's a microscope.



Ilia: V'ger problem later. Batman movie now.
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Old June 8 2015, 04:21 PM   #12
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Kirk: "No one's leaving until we find out who wrote 'Kirk Is A Jerk' inside my uniform flap."



Picard: "Is that your microscope?"

Crusher: "No, it's my makeup machine. I can sleep in an extra fifteen minutes thanks to this beauty!"



Ilia: "The Sisko Unit served burritos."
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Old June 9 2015, 03:19 AM   #13
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Side note: Despite how pretty Persis Khambatta is bald, I wonder how this scene would have looked with her natural hair before they shaved it for this part?
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Old June 9 2015, 10:36 AM   #14
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Kirk: You know what this bridge needs? A place where a man can put up his leg.




Jean Luc! You naughty boy!




Ilia: Not now, Madeline.
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Old June 12 2015, 08:34 AM   #15
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Kirk: OK, either the grain reduction on this blu ray is over the top or that man at the back is a mannequin.

Saavik: A little from column A, a little from column B.





The lengths Star Trek: Nemesis went to hide the ageing faces of the actors were not entirely successful.




Captain's Personal Log: So this guy called Picard has turned up at my cabin and told me I'm living in a fantasy world. But I can't really focus as I've just remembered why I find all bald people sexy...
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