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Old April 5 2009, 04:10 AM   #1
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One scene or line from any movie...

...that makes you laugh just by thinking about it.

For me, the one line that never fails to crack me up is from Airplane!: "Stewardess? I speak Jive." I don't know why, but someone just has to say that line and I start cracking up!

For the one scene- Spaceballs and the "Asshole" exchange. Also, the rival anchormen's street fight in Anchorman.

Anchorman fight!

Jive talkin'!

I'm surrounded by Assholes!

And add clips if you can find 'em.
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Old April 5 2009, 04:22 AM   #2
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Re: One scene or line from any movie...

That's easy. The bar scene exchange from Weird Science beginning with drunk ass Gary saying "Fats, man, let me tell you my story. Last year I was crazy insane for this little 8th grade bitch" on through the remainder of the scene. That's some of the best dialog John Hughes ever wrote.
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Old April 5 2009, 04:46 AM   #3
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Re: One scene or line from any movie...

Keenan Wynn's entire interaction with Peter Sellers regarding the Coca Cola machine in Dr. Strangelove is absolutely priceless. Also, Sterling Hayden's initial "bodily fluids" speech in the same movie. And George C. Scott's accidental somersault. Really, the whole thing.
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Old April 5 2009, 05:22 AM   #4
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Re: One scene or line from any movie...

"The oil pressure. I forgot to check the oil pressure. When ... finds out the shit's gonna hit the fan!"
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Old April 5 2009, 05:23 AM   #5
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Re: One scene or line from any movie...

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That's easy. The bar scene exchange from Weird Science beginning with drunk ass Gary saying "Fats, man, let me tell you my story. Last year I was crazy insane for this little 8th grade bitch" on through the remainder of the scene. That's some of the best dialog John Hughes ever wrote.

Crazy insane?!
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Old April 5 2009, 05:27 AM   #6
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Re: One scene or line from any movie...

The scene in Life of Brian where John Cleese tries to start up a revolutionary fervor by asking "name one thing the Romans ever gave to us". By the time the tenth wonderful improvement the Romans made to Jewish society is rattled off the look on Cleese's face is priceless.
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Old April 5 2009, 05:36 AM   #7
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Re: One scene or line from any movie...

"Myrtle Mae, see who the stranger is in the bathtub!"
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Old April 5 2009, 05:39 AM   #8
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"Hey look!.. you're hair's on fire!"
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Also the scene where Maher plays a Street bum talking bout the Tenets of Scientology while Gnarl's Barkley's "Crazy" plays on the soundtrack. Every time I see that scene I want to fall over dead with laughter. Also memorable is his chat with the Vatican Priest. "These are just... nice stories!" LOL
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Old April 5 2009, 05:51 AM   #9
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Re: One scene or line from any movie...

"I will devote the rest of my life to that other great mystery of the universe...women."

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Old April 5 2009, 06:48 AM   #10
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Re: One scene or line from any movie...

"Flesh wound!?! Your arms off!"

"No, it isn't."
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Old April 5 2009, 12:22 PM   #11
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Re: One scene or line from any movie...

"you wanna see my trouser-snake?"
"what's a trouser-snake?"

from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

that or

"if we must fight, let us do it in dub!" from Wayne's World 2
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Old April 5 2009, 02:08 PM   #12
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Re: One scene or line from any movie...

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The scene in Life of Brian where John Cleese tries to start up a revolutionary fervor by asking "name one thing the Romans ever gave to us". By the time the tenth wonderful improvement the Romans made to Jewish society is rattled off the look on Cleese's face is priceless.
That one, and "He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!"
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Old April 5 2009, 02:11 PM   #13
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Re: One scene or line from any movie...

This one, specifically 1:17 into the clip.
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Old April 5 2009, 02:33 PM   #14
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Re: One scene or line from any movie...

There are far too many, but one off the top of my head from Dumb & Dumber-

"It's ok. I'm a limo driver!"
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Old April 5 2009, 02:40 PM   #15
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I think the "We have no food..." speech from that movie is hilarious. Carrey is trying very hard, and not quite succeeding, to keep from laughing while delivering it!

Of course the parrot thing was just great
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