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Old April 1 2009, 09:35 AM   #1
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Kes Offers Pity Sex

Why on Earth was Kes attracted to Neelix? He was consistently displayed as an agressive, possessive, jealous, annoying, clingy, overbearing paedophile.

Is Love really blind or did Kes have her eyes gouged out?

Also, how long had Neelix and Kes been together when they first came aboard Voyager. I can't remember.

Numerous times it was shown or alluded to that Kes liked Tom, so why did she stay around with Neelix for so long?
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Old April 1 2009, 09:46 AM   #2
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Old April 1 2009, 09:53 AM   #3
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Old April 1 2009, 09:55 AM   #4
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wasn't Kes like a 2-yr-old when she met Neelix? that is a very impressionable age. Neelix probably figured there was no other way he'd get a girl

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Old April 1 2009, 09:57 AM   #5
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Kes was 1, wasn't she? Neelix likes them young, meek and passive.
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Old April 1 2009, 10:23 AM   #6
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I'm going to have to save that picture.

The rest...no comment.
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Old April 1 2009, 10:32 AM   #7
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Spoilers for the book after Full circle

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Old April 1 2009, 11:20 AM   #8
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Where does Wixiban fit into all this? Neelix's child trafficking contact? Intergaltic pimp?

I wonder if Kes was just a sex slave and Neelix conditioned her to be dependent on him.

''My Sweet, you will only love me. You got that Bitch. Me!''
'' Noooo Neelix''
''Shut up Kes. You will be me sex slave or I'll show you another use for Leola Root. Trust me bitch, it ain't pretty''
[Kes shrieks, sobs, wails for Daddy]
''My Sweet, it could be worse, Flotter could have had his way with you!''
Neelix violently bashes Kes into submission.
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Old April 1 2009, 11:25 AM   #9
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Boy Wonder, the 6th grade called, they want their unfunny jokes back.
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Old April 1 2009, 11:27 AM   #10
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Sheesh, I forgot this place was populated with middle aged nerds that still lived in their moms basement.
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Old April 1 2009, 11:28 AM   #11
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Sheesh, I forgot this place was populated with middle aged nerds that still lived in their moms basement.
Yeah, it's easy to forget if you're one of them, right?
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Old April 1 2009, 11:34 AM   #12
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Oh, I think we have found a comedian. Rolls eyes.

It's really sad when fans of a television character cannot have a sense of humour or even lighten up.

NCC you're only pissed because the mickey has been taken from your precious little Kes.
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Old April 1 2009, 11:39 AM   #13
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So, you're some kind of telepath, telling me what I think? Well, I guess you can sense what I think about you now, can you?

Oh, and you're mistaken. I have a great sense of humor. Problem is, this thread isn't funny. Well, maybe it is to a 6th grader. But I alluded to that ealier.
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Old April 1 2009, 11:44 AM   #14
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Like I said before the thread isn't supposed to appeal to middle aged, basement dwellers.

Wow what a dictator, I guess because you didn't find this thread humorous, then it isn't funny. Okay Mr. Tyrant, you can now determine what is funny and what is not.

NCC, how many Kes figures sleep with you at night?
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Old April 1 2009, 11:52 AM   #15
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Why would you think they were having sex?

They didn't share a room together and he seemed quite confused when she explained to how to make babies.
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