UFP Anthem - Page 7

Deranged Nasat · July 15 2009, 07:01 PM

Thor Damar wrote:

^ Can I sig that please Speaker Deranged Nasat?

Of course!

As official government-approved factual information, it is your duty to sig it, so all may be reminded.

Thor Damar · July 15 2009, 07:04 PM

It has been done so that all may see the glory of Cardassia!

barnaclelapse · July 15 2009, 07:34 PM

I would just use "Oh Canada" and replace the word "Canada" with "Starfleet."

Thor Damar · July 15 2009, 11:59 PM

barnaclelapse wrote:

I would just use "Oh Canada" and replace the word "Canada" with "Starfleet."

It would look like this:

O Starfleet!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Starfleet,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Starfleet, we stand on guard for thee.
O Starfleet we stand on guard for thee.

Not good.

Mr. Laser Beam · July 16 2009, 12:07 AM

^ Cardassia would be a much better match for that anthem. Although I feel I must point out that some concepts are not necessarily compatible with our collective good, such as "glorious and free." Well, glorious, obviously. What true Cardassian would not seek such a thing for their homeland? But free...I think that such a thing is best taken in moderation. After all, a society that is too free will collapse into anarchy. Order and stability, that is the true freedom!

Thor Damar · July 16 2009, 12:10 AM

Mr. Laser Beam wrote:

^ Cardassia would be a much better match for that anthem. Although I feel I must point out that some concepts are not necessarily compatible with our collective good, such as "glorious and free." Well, glorious, obviously. What true Cardassian would not seek such a thing for their homeland? But free...I think that such a thing is best taken in moderation. After all, a society that is too free will collapse into anarchy. Order and stability, that is the true freedom!

Behold the superior Cardassian version:

O Cardassia!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True State strong and proud!
From far and wide, O Cardassia,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and strong!
O Cardassia, we stand on guard for thee.
O Cardassia we stand on guard for thee.

TheWifeOfBrian · July 16 2009, 12:20 AM

>>\\load file "borganthem"
>>\\process file begin now

**WORD UP
WE ARE BORG AND WE'RE HERE TO STAY
GONNA 'SSIMLATE YO ASS IN A MAJOR WAY!
**

>ERROR UNABLE TO LOCATE MODULE "getfunky.exe" PROCESS HALTED

Thor Damar · July 16 2009, 12:39 AM

Whatup BorgBloods?!

TheWifeOfBrian · July 16 2009, 12:41 AM

>Error unable to process "humorous response"

SYSTEM HALT

Mr. Laser Beam · July 16 2009, 01:01 AM

TheWifeOfBrian wrote:

ERROR UNABLE TO LOCATE MODULE "getfunky.exe"

No way is Wife ever unable to get funky. I don't believe it.

TheWifeOfBrian · July 16 2009, 01:03 AM

Mr. Laser Beam wrote:

TheWifeOfBrian wrote:

ERROR UNABLE TO LOCATE MODULE "getfunky.exe"

No way is Wife ever unable to get funky. I don't believe it.

*10,000 Riverdancing Borg beam aboard your ship*

Thor Damar · July 16 2009, 01:05 AM

Gah, first the Rick rolling now the river dancing drones.

Will Cardassia's trials never cease?

Very well, break out the beatboxing Remans!

Herkimer Jitty · July 16 2009, 02:34 AM

As duly assigned representative of the Federation, it is my responsibility to point out that river-dancing troops were banned by the 5th Khitomer Accords.

Mr. Laser Beam · July 16 2009, 05:06 AM

The Borg would do well not to threaten Cardassia with mere riverdance. We have weapons at our disposal as well, you understand. Ambassador Herkimer may be getting jitty with it, but I might remind the ambassador that we are familiar with your history as much as you are. Perhaps the Borg might respond better to a taste of their own medicine?

(to my junior science officer) Gil, access our library of Federation intelligence. Prepare an immediate broadcast to all Borg within range. I assume you are aware of which...
Gil: Yes, Gul. Broadcast will commence shortly. Attention crew of the Aman Evek: All Cardassian personnel will don protective ear wear immediately. Beginning transmission...
(ship's speakers immediately fill with the most foul form of torture ever devised even by the Federation)
Borg drones: CANNOT COMPUTE. COLLECTIVE CANNOT WITHSTAND BALLAD OF BILBO BAGGINS. SHUTDOWN SHUTDOWN SHUTDOWN (all drones immediately collapse)

Nerys Ghemor · July 16 2009, 05:13 AM

Mr. Laser Beam wrote:

^ Cardassia would be a much better match for that anthem. Although I feel I must point out that some concepts are not necessarily compatible with our collective good, such as "glorious and free." Well, glorious, obviously. What true Cardassian would not seek such a thing for their homeland? But free...I think that such a thing is best taken in moderation. After all, a society that is too free will collapse into anarchy. Order and stability, that is the true freedom!

Indeed, one need only look at the pervasive abuse of so-called "rights" to justify whatever sordid deeds the individual might have in mind. Societies with such mindsets, though they may claim these rights themselves ARE the framework, inevitably find that they are left without a leg to stand on should they attempt to suggest such "radical" ideas as standards, right, and wrong. This unequivocally demonstrates the superiority of the idea of absolute limitations on the individual. This is what gives the Obsidian Order its reason to exist.

July 15 2009, 07:04 PM	#92
Thor Damar Rear Admiral Location: Thor Damar, God of thunder and monologue..	Re: UFP Anthem It has been done so that all may see the glory of Cardassia! __________________ Current avatar brilliantly drawn by Gul Re'jel

July 15 2009, 07:34 PM	#93
barnaclelapse Commodore Location: Waverly, VA.	Re: UFP Anthem I would just use "Oh Canada" and replace the word "Canada" with "Starfleet." __________________ http://drunkmonkeys.onimpression.com/ www.mpjournal.com Tumblr: http://barnaclelapse.tumblr.com Word Press: http://gabrielricard.wordpress.com

July 16 2009, 12:07 AM	#95
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: UFP Anthem ^ Cardassia would be a much better match for that anthem. Although I feel I must point out that some concepts are not necessarily compatible with our collective good, such as "glorious and free." Well, glorious, obviously. What true Cardassian would not seek such a thing for their homeland? But free...I think that such a thing is best taken in moderation. After all, a society that is too free will collapse into anarchy. Order and stability, that is the true freedom! __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

July 16 2009, 12:20 AM	#97
TheWifeOfBrian Lieutenant Commander Location: East Buttfuck, New York	Re: UFP Anthem >>\\load file "borganthem" >>\\process file begin now WORD UP WE ARE BORG AND WE'RE HERE TO STAY GONNA 'SSIMLATE YO ASS IN A MAJOR WAY! >ERROR UNABLE TO LOCATE MODULE "getfunky.exe" PROCESS HALTED

July 16 2009, 12:39 AM	#98
Thor Damar Rear Admiral Location: Thor Damar, God of thunder and monologue..	Re: UFP Anthem Whatup BorgBloods?! __________________ Current avatar brilliantly drawn by Gul Re'jel

STAR TREK

CSI

ABOUT US

July 16 2009, 12:41 AM	#99
TheWifeOfBrian Lieutenant Commander Location: East Buttfuck, New York	Re: UFP Anthem >Error unable to process "humorous response" SYSTEM HALT

July 16 2009, 01:05 AM	#102
Thor Damar Rear Admiral Location: Thor Damar, God of thunder and monologue..	Re: UFP Anthem Gah, first the Rick rolling now the river dancing drones. Will Cardassia's trials never cease? Very well, break out the beatboxing Remans! __________________ Current avatar brilliantly drawn by Gul Re'jel

July 16 2009, 02:34 AM	#103
Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Location: Herkimer Jitty	Re: UFP Anthem As duly assigned representative of the Federation, it is my responsibility to point out that river-dancing troops were banned by the 5th Khitomer Accords. __________________ Fans are like space heaters. All we have to offer is hot air.

July 16 2009, 05:06 AM	#104
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: UFP Anthem The Borg would do well not to threaten Cardassia with mere riverdance. We have weapons at our disposal as well, you understand. Ambassador Herkimer may be getting jitty with it, but I might remind the ambassador that we are familiar with your history as much as you are. Perhaps the Borg might respond better to a taste of their own medicine? (to my junior science officer) Gil, access our library of Federation intelligence. Prepare an immediate broadcast to all Borg within range. I assume you are aware of which... Gil: Yes, Gul. Broadcast will commence shortly. Attention crew of the Aman Evek: All Cardassian personnel will don protective ear wear immediately. Beginning transmission... (ship's speakers immediately fill with the most foul form of torture ever devised even by the Federation) Borg drones: CANNOT COMPUTE. COLLECTIVE CANNOT WITHSTAND BALLAD OF BILBO BAGGINS. SHUTDOWN SHUTDOWN SHUTDOWN (all drones immediately collapse) __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.