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Old July 14 2009, 08:14 PM   #46
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If I might ask a question, however? I am of course immensely grateful that the Guard has bestowed upon me a promotion and a ship of my own. I humbly request that my ship be named after one of the greatest heroes of our age: the Aman Evek. I had the singular honor of serving under the great Evek while I was assigned to the Vetar. I always looked up to him, and still do. Everything I am, everything I know, I learned from him.

Herkimer: Those foul Romulans will never know what hit them. They deserve to be toppled! And the Guard is just the force to do it. When we are finished with them, the Romulan language will be spoken only in the underworld!
In time, Gul. Haste does not always serve us best. Our finest military strategists are at work as we speak, applying their expertise to the Romulan Situation. The discipline of the Cardassian mind will win the day here, though your commitment to the cause does you credit. Agent Nerys Ghemor is conspicuously absent from this discussion. Consider the implications of that ...but not too much, as she would inform you... As for your request, as a newly assigned councilor I do not possess the authority, so I will ask Thor Damar to consider the proposal.
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Old July 14 2009, 08:49 PM   #47
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As do we. Even a humble Glinn such as myself will go wherever Cardassia sends me. Although, if I might be allowed a comment: I do not view sentiments and feelings as weaknesses to be overcome. They make us stronger Cardassians, not emotionless drones! When properly applied, of course...
Indeed--and the last part is the most important one. Sentiments without proper channeling are like antimatter without proper containment. We are no Vulcans, by any means: we have our loves and our passions, but we are disciplined. They do not rule us, and must not, lest they detract from our clarity of mind.

And welcome to the service of Cardassia--serve Cardassia and Cardassia shall honor you. Betray Cardassia--and Cardassia, through us, will have justice.

In time, Gul. Haste does not always serve us best. Our finest military strategists are at work as we speak, applying their expertise to the Romulan Situation. The discipline of the Cardassian mind will win the day here, though your commitment to the cause does you credit. Agent Nerys Ghemor is conspicuously absent from this discussion. Consider the implications of that ...but not too much, as she would inform you... As for your request, as a newly assigned councilor I do not possess the authority, so I will ask Thor Damar to consider the proposal.
As one of the revived Order--I am no friend of the Romulans, and would never advocate any sort of warmth towards them. We must, of course, be sure to take into the account the lessons of previous engagements involving these devious cousins of the Vulcans and be sure that we do not open our homeworld to attack, or put ourselves in a position to take significant losses to the fleet we have only just started to build.
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Old July 14 2009, 09:38 PM   #48
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I would gladly give my life if it ensured the destruction of such a foul opponent!
Hey, I took a shower this morning!
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Old July 14 2009, 10:36 PM   #49
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Hey, I took a shower this morning!
Very well. You may join my ship's crew. We will need a cook...
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Old July 14 2009, 10:40 PM   #50
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Ooooh. Something I'm good at!
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Old July 14 2009, 10:41 PM   #51
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I expect the sem'hal stew with yamok sauce to be extra tasty. A hungry Cardassian is an angry Cardassian...
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Old July 14 2009, 10:43 PM   #52
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Real men don't cook with Yamok Sauce.
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Old July 14 2009, 10:55 PM   #53
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Do not question your commander. If you are told to feed your crew in a certain way, you will do it. (BTW, I even like yamok sauce on my boiled taspar eggs in the morning.)
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Old July 14 2009, 10:57 PM   #54
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Cardies....
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Old July 14 2009, 10:57 PM   #55
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Old July 14 2009, 10:59 PM   #56
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GUARDS! Seize these two spies and take them to the brig immediately. Madam Agent will be most pleased that two traitors to Cardassia have been apprehended...
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Old July 14 2009, 11:04 PM   #57
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GUARDS! Seize these two spies and take them to the brig immediately. Madam Agent will be most pleased that two traitors to Cardassia have been apprehended...
While you've been chatting WE beamed to a waiting escape vessel and left the system.

AN HOUR AGO!


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Old July 14 2009, 11:08 PM   #58
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Note to self: Don't tell these two pitiful spies that my ship's brig actually is a holodeck. They only think they've escaped...
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Old July 14 2009, 11:12 PM   #59
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^I will commend you to Nerys Ghemor for your service to the Great Cardassian Union, Gul. You done the Order a great service.
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Old July 14 2009, 11:13 PM   #60
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Note to self: Don't tell these two pitiful spies that my ship's brig actually is a holodeck. They only think they've escaped...

Hey what the--- it's a holodeck! HEY GLINN CLUSTERFUCK!! Watch me SHAG YOUR WIFE! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

COMPUTER! CUE CHEESEY PORNO SOUNDTRACK!

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