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Old February 25 2009, 01:29 AM   #1
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What should Locke's....(316 SPOILERS)....have said?

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What should Locke's suicide note have said? You can give either serious or humorous answers. Here are some less than serious ideas:


Jack,
Is it me, or did Charlie look just like that guy from the movie with the talking trees?

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Jack,
If you're coming back to the Island, please stop by the grocery store on the way to pick up some supplies. The toilet paper situation is getting rather ugly.

JL
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Jack,
The code for getting back to the Island is up up down down left right left right b a start.

JL
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Jack,
There are only 12 Cylon models.

JL
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Jack,
Was I alone in thinking that Desmond was going to get smacked by that pendulum?

JL
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Jack,
You wouldn't *believe* how many weird interpersonal connections there are among the pre-crash lives of the Flight 815 survivors.

JL
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Jack,
When the plane runs into turbulence, rather than fastening your seatbelt as instructed, you should run up and down the aisles, yelling "We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die! REPENT! REPENT!" That would be hilarious.

JL

P.S.
Oh yeah, the one person you definitely need to make sure you take back to the Island is Walt. If you go back without him, the spacetime continuum will collapse on itself, and the Earth will be destroyed. I guess I should have mentioned this earlier, lol!
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Old February 25 2009, 01:32 AM   #2
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Jack,
There are only 12 Cylon models.
That, combined with the revelation that Daniel Faraday is infact a Cylon, would've made my year.
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Old February 25 2009, 01:55 AM   #3
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Old February 25 2009, 02:15 AM   #4
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That's hilarious for reasons I don't fully understand.
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Old February 25 2009, 02:22 AM   #5
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^ I didn't think of it that way but it kinda is. It was supposed to be for others to make their own up but I guess Locke was at a loss for words.

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Old February 25 2009, 02:23 AM   #6
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Jack,
Don't worry. Ben assures me this is the right thing to do.

Oh crap, I hope he's not lying ag
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Old February 25 2009, 02:35 AM   #7
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Old February 25 2009, 02:47 AM   #8
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Jack,
I am your father....



.....haha just kidding

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Old February 25 2009, 03:05 AM   #9
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^ I didn't think of it that way but it kinda is. It was supposed to be for others to make their own up but I guess Locke was at a loss for words.

It reminded me of the Garfield-without-Garfield comics. Honestly, I wouldn't have been at all surprised if that's what the note had actually said on the show. Why not add in a few dozen more mysteries?
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Old February 25 2009, 06:35 AM   #10
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Re: What should Locke's....(316 SPOILERS)....have said?

Jack,

I know this may seem desperate but they're out of deoderant on the island and I'm not getting within 100 miles of Sawyer again...

JL
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Old February 25 2009, 09:59 AM   #11
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Jack,

You have to come back but the Angsty Beard isn't welcome. Dead Charlie says you can bring the pills though.

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Old February 25 2009, 01:15 PM   #12
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Jack,

Don't worry. I'm just spending the year dead for tax purposes.

JL
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Old February 25 2009, 05:35 PM   #13
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Jack,
Agnes Darling, if such should be we never meet again, while firing my last shot, I will gently breathe the name of my wife - Agnes - and with wishes even for my enemies I will make the plunge and try to swim to the other shore.
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Old February 26 2009, 04:19 AM   #14
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Jack,
Don't worry. Ben assures me this is the right thing to do.

Oh crap, I hope he's not lying ag
This one turned out to be oddly prophetic.
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Old February 26 2009, 01:26 PM   #15
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