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Old February 13 2009, 01:32 AM   #1
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Best Lines - Janeway

I was just over in TNG reading some of Worf's best lines (I am *not* a merry man) and I couldn't find a similar thread here. So I thought I'd start with this forum's tag line:

"There's coffee in that nebula."

and follow it up with

"Mr. Chakotay, your stick."

"Do it."

Other loved Janeway-isms?
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Old February 13 2009, 02:15 AM   #2
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Re: Best Lines - Janeway

"GET OFF MY SHIP!!!"


Oh, and:

"Dismissed......that's a Starfleet term - it means 'get out!'"
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Old February 13 2009, 02:49 AM   #3
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"At ease, Ensign, before you sprain something."

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Old February 13 2009, 03:03 AM   #4
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Re: Best Lines - Janeway

"Delete the wife"
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Old February 13 2009, 03:07 AM   #5
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"When diplomacy fails...there's only one alternative. Violence. Force must be applied without apology"

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Old February 13 2009, 05:38 AM   #6
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Re: Best Lines - Janeway

One that always cracks me up - not just because what was said, but also the facial expressions and the tones of the voices.

Janeway: "... But for the moment, find yourself with a good view because, just like Jonah and the whale, you're going in."

Neelix: "Is that final?"

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Old February 15 2009, 10:19 AM   #7
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Damnit! There's so many, but right now I can't think of a single one. I should make a file and save them when I think of them.
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Old February 15 2009, 11:01 AM   #8
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"There are three things to remember about being a Starship Captain. Keep your shirt tucked in, go down with the ship, and never abandon a member of your crew."
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Old February 15 2009, 11:45 AM   #9
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"Good work, Commander. In the future if I have any questions about mating behaviour, I'll know where to go."
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Old February 15 2009, 12:06 PM   #10
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^ hee hee!
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Old February 15 2009, 01:44 PM   #11
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"You know, I'm really easy to get along with most of the time. But I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats, and I don't like you, Culluh."

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Old February 15 2009, 04:09 PM   #12
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JANEWAY: Once, a long time ago, I called this replicator a glorified toaster. It never forgave me.
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Old February 15 2009, 05:14 PM   #13
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Ensign weird is part of the job.
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Old February 15 2009, 07:20 PM   #14
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"Coffee, black."
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Old February 15 2009, 08:15 PM   #15
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Okay, best line ever is from the episode that tracks the "replicated" crew from the hell planet, and they're all dying and until the very last second we all think they're the actual crew:

"No, we can't turn back, not while our humanity's intact."

It doesn't seem funny, but if you HEAR her say it she sounds totally shitfaced LOL and she even braces herself with a desk.
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