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Old February 5 2009, 03:22 AM   #1
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Terrible Cardassian(s) joke. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

If Gitmo is still open I should be sent there for telling this AWFUL joke

Its not witty or clever, just bad!

Here's the horrific Cardies joke:

What do you call a Cardassian in charge of a ship on the ocean?

I'll come back with the tough as nails to get answer later in the thread but I'll wager most aficionados will get it lickety-split 1-2-3 skadoo long before that

Enjy!
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Old February 5 2009, 03:27 AM   #2
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Re: Terrible Cardassian(s) joke. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

A Sea Gul?
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Old February 5 2009, 04:09 AM   #3
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Re: Terrible Cardassian(s) joke. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

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A Sea Gul?
Bing!

Absolutely HORRIBLE yes? Talk about LULZ!

I saw you refer to Spumoni Gardens on my Herberts thread

Their L&B pizza is AWESME!- mmm, mmm, delish

I'd love to get back there again someday to try everything else

That “joke” probably makes me a candidate for Herberthood, if not permanent deportation to Antarctica
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Old February 5 2009, 04:17 AM   #4
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Re: Terrible Cardassian(s) joke. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

Nothing beats the Final Front Ear joke for sheer awfulness.

But please, someone. Go ahead and try.
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Old February 5 2009, 05:28 AM   #5
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Aquehonga wrote: View Post
Talk about LULZ!
that is NOT what lulz means


But I enjoyed the joke.
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Old February 5 2009, 06:37 AM   #6
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Talk about LULZ!
that is NOT what lulz means.
What does LULZ! mean exactly?

Its 1 of those expressions I read alot WWW grapewhine scuttlebut about

Then I hear it used in varying contexts, especially by dudes & dudettes on YouTube
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Old February 5 2009, 06:44 AM   #7
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Temis the Vorta wrote: View Post
But please, someone. Go ahead and try.
What do you call an alien with a giant butt?
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