February 6 2009, 12:36 AM
Re: Christian Bale's Terminator Tech-Rant MIX!!!
Pasted this into one of the other threads:
As is one of many Internet memes, I ran a transcript of the rant
through a few languages on Google Translate
, then back to English.
Here are the results:
Christian Dance: the Kick Ass!
Shane Hurlbut: Christian, Christian --
Ballet: I bloody canoe!
Shane Christian, I'm sorry.
Ball: No, I think it is. What the hell are you? You are a professional or not?
Shane: Yes, I know.
Ballet: Go and convicted in March --
Bruce Franklin: Christian, Christian --
Ballet: Bruce in the end, hell, no! Flight - no! No! It is not over.
Franklin: I can not be excluded.
Ballet: We treat all tap and in the light of convergence? Why the hell are you? Back to the breath. What the hell, right? I do not understand is cursed?
Ballet: You are aware of goat, hey, the unbearable shit backstage Brice is hell? Concepts fucking answer! Why not?
Shane: "I saw the light.
Ballet: ohhhhh, you Goooood. What is it? Expects the hell good, because now it makes sense, does not it?
Ballet: Do you love Bugger. MCG is something to say?
MCG: I'm not buying.
Ball: Well, not in search of a missing and fuck.
MCG: Very good.
Batman! Dance: This is the second time that I am not, if so, what happens with the camera? Fucking tried a scene, and I: "What the hell was Shane who works here?" The pictures are in my case at this stage, what can I do?
Shane: I'm sorry. I did not hear what you think.
Ballet: Hold the fucking man. To a good shit. Well, let's go back.
MCG: I only have one minute.
Ballet: Are not the fucking minutes to walk again. Gotta Go! Opt-in, thanks.
Franklin: I like the clothes? WC I, is not it?
Dance: This is bad, is a fucking-believable. How many of the artists behind the cause of the air. ... It is as A. Ah ha ha, fucking not know what I have with the participants of the case.
Shane: No, that --
Ballet: This is what I said. I think. Perhaps someone.
Shane: No, it's hard and easy, uh --
American Psycho sense: I want to show is cursed Prof. no second! Ok?
Unknown: Christian, Christian. This is important.
Ballet: if ... Would you like to hell to burn garbage? Flight fucking garbage? Why the message in my scene?
Shane: I do not find the place of junk.
Ballet: The trash, my stage!
Shane: Christian I --
Ballet: No more dirt, it does not work. Fucking seriously. You are a man. You're a good man, but very stupid, what fuck and condemned the series.
MCG: I know that you agree that: - (not included) --
Ball: Yes, you can download. Rays confusing.
MCG: I do not know. I understand. I do not understand. I know.
Ball: "What can I do ... download.
MCG: good game. Really honest. I understand. Only five seconds to go.
Ball: No, I do not fucking ride. Not Walker.
MCG: I --
Dance: "I was not there. Go and try again. Seriously Dude, you and me, we kiss professionally. Fucking idiot.
"Love means never having to say you're ugly."
- Dr. Phibes