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Old February 2 2009, 06:46 PM   #1
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Who Would Win In A War -- The Imorgs or the Klingons?

I pick the Imorgs -- cos they could pull their bras off and distract the Klingons before affixing pain giving belts to them; thus winning the war!
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Old February 3 2009, 10:23 PM   #2
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Old February 3 2009, 10:46 PM   #3
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Re: Who Would Win In A War -- The Imorgs or the Klingons?

The Eyemorgs. Kara and Luma would strip naked and bump and grind all over Klingon commanders, disarming them with hormones.
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Old February 3 2009, 10:47 PM   #4
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Re: Who Would Win In A War -- The Imorgs or the Klingons?

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The Eyemorgs. Kara and Luma would strip naked and bump and grind all over Klingon commanders, disarming them with hormones.

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Old February 3 2009, 10:52 PM   #5
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Re: Who Would Win In A War -- The Imorgs or the Klingons?

"Boner and boner?

WHAT IS BONER?

It is reason we date you...is it not?"
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Old February 3 2009, 10:53 PM   #6
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Re: Who Would Win In A War -- The Imorgs or the Klingons?

You're killin' me!
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Old February 3 2009, 10:55 PM   #7
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Re: Who Would Win In A War -- The Imorgs or the Klingons?

I always thought it was funny how a subterranean race of chicks in go-go boots and wearing pain-inducing control bracelets seemed to have such great hair and makeup considering their entire underground city seemed to be nothing more than hallways, a control room and bucket chairs.
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Old February 3 2009, 11:39 PM   #8
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Re: Who Would Win In A War -- The Imorgs or the Klingons?

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I always thought it was funny how a subterranean race of chicks in go-go boots and wearing pain-inducing control bracelets seemed to have such great hair and makeup considering their entire underground city seemed to be nothing more than hallways, a control room and bucket chairs.
The salon was in the next cavern.
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Old February 4 2009, 12:56 AM   #9
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Nerys Myk wrote: View Post
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I always thought it was funny how a subterranean race of chicks in go-go boots and wearing pain-inducing control bracelets seemed to have such great hair and makeup considering their entire underground city seemed to be nothing more than hallways, a control room and bucket chairs.
The salon was in the next cavern.

And apparently they had gym where they could keep their legs and buttocks in shape...
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Old February 4 2009, 04:30 AM   #10
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Re: Who Would Win In A War -- The Imorgs or the Klingons?

^ What else would they do? The Eymorgs weren't smart enough to work the computers.
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Old February 4 2009, 07:47 AM   #11
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Re: Who Would Win In A War -- The Imorgs or the Klingons?

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I pick the Imorgs -- cos they could pull their bras off and distract the Klingons before affixing pain giving belts to them; thus winning the war!
Why didn't I catch this retarded thread earlier?

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