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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old January 13 2009, 05:10 PM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest #75: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Gah! Don't sneak up on me like that, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's dish out some praise for...




For the picture of Sulu appreciating the tighter cut of Kirk's uniform, our winner is...

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You could smell the anticipation of Carl Spock's visit to the bridge. In fact some wanted munchies already.
For the picture of Suran finding out his warbird's being ticketed for being the wrong color, our winner is...

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"Welcome to the Scrabble tournament."

Finally, here are two winners for keeping with last weeks theme:

Diesel Micky Dolenz wrote: View Post


Suran: "... besides, he always smells of bacon! ... He's standing behind me, isn't he?"
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Uhura: "Why do they even do these caption contests anyways? Bunch of losers if you as-.... they're right behind their keyboards, aren't they?"
Congratulations to the winners and here are our totals:

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This week, we find out that death is only a temporary thing in Star Trek unless you're a villain. Or Captain Kirk. First, the crew of the Enterprise say goodbye to their pair of giant novelty sunglasses. Second, Soran regrets leaving his iron on. Enjoy:



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Old January 13 2009, 05:11 PM   #2
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Sulu: "Uh, Admiral, he's stuck."

Kirk: *sigh* "All right, let's give him a good shove."



Soran: "I knew I shouldn't have built my rocket using a Zune!"
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Old January 13 2009, 05:25 PM   #3
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And if you like Captain Robau, you too can be a winner.



Kirstie Alley: "God, I get that fat??"



Malcom McDowell: "God, I get that fat??"
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Old January 13 2009, 05:46 PM   #4
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Scott thinking: "Dear God, I don't know how much longer I can keep his ego inflated."



McDowell's Agent: "Hey, Mal, Can you wrap this Star Track thing up like this week? You start shooting on Tank Girl in a fortnight."
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Old January 13 2009, 07:07 PM   #5
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Soran: "Not only did that bald bastard rig my rocket to explode, he changed all my radio presets! I hate country...!"

*BOOM!*
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Old January 13 2009, 07:11 PM   #6
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Kirk thinking: "Please let him just be playing the bagpipes back there."



McDowell's Agent: "Captains Picard and Kirk, I am your host, Mr. Rorke. Welcome to Fantasy Island!"
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Old January 13 2009, 07:18 PM   #7
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*mumbling* "If you're going out to blow up a planet, make sure you wear a scarf. You don't want to catch your death of cold!"

"Idiot woman, its a goddamn desert! Why do I listen to her?"
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Old January 13 2009, 08:12 PM   #8
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*voiceover* Where will you be when your diarrhea returns?
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Old January 13 2009, 08:14 PM   #9
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Kirk:"Of all the ears I've encountered....his was the most *choke*...pointed."



"You could have left the Nexus at any point in time and you brought girdleboy to right here/right now??? Jeez.....you really aren't the brightest bulb in the fixture, now are you?"
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(Double post: Sorry)
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Old January 13 2009, 08:25 PM   #11
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Shatner: (To Kirstie Alley): Where's your Xenu, now?




Rick Berman: Hello Mr McDowell, May I call you Malcolm?
Malcolm McDowell: No You may not.
Rick Berman: Um, anyway..we've got a part for you in our movie.
Malcolm McDowell: I shall take it.
Rick Berman: Don't you want to know what it's about?
Rick Berman: I do not. I have just purchased a new house in the Hamptons and I wish to finish paying for it.
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Old January 13 2009, 09:39 PM   #12
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Scotty hoped everyone thought that fart was part of the song. He knew he shouldn't blow so hard.



"Shit. It's Arthur Petrelli. Sulu, do something!"
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Old January 13 2009, 09:40 PM   #13
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Sulu admired the way Scotty handled the mouth piece.
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Old January 13 2009, 09:44 PM   #14
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MCDOWELL:Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!
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Old January 13 2009, 09:56 PM   #15
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Kirk: "In memory of Spock's passing, I thought we'd all enjoy a holographic recreation of his conception"
Sulu: "May I be excused, this isn't really my thing"



Kirsty Alley open-mouthed bellyflop in 3... 2... 1...



Harry Potter 17: The Deadly Order of the Half-Blood Philosopher's Chamber with the Prisoner's Goblet.
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