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Old December 24 2008, 01:21 AM   #1
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TNG Caption This #148 - "Je ne peux pas prononcer "légende""

That's it for our most recent contest, and in the run-up to Christmas I thought I'd turn it over and give you some new fodder for your comic chops to chew on. And no, that's not a mixed metaphor.

Firstly, THE WINNERS! from last week:

The first image winner seems to imply that our dear Captain is a trifle... polished...

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Riker: Captain on the bri - what? Oh.




and for the second image, Shatmandu makes a victorious return to the winners podium with this cultured offering:

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Picard: "And so, crew, Doctor Crusher is very sorry for saying 'croissant' like a douchebag for, lo, these seven years."
Very good job guys, was tough this week, a lot of great entries.

For the festive season, two new images upon which to feast your turkey stuffed eyes, or, as we are a multicultural and multispecies caption contest, your non denominational consumable stuffed ocular appendages on:



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Old December 24 2008, 02:34 AM   #2
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Re: TNG Caption This #148 - "Je ne peux pas prononcer "légende""



Picard: "I believe it is time to elevate the celing, is that not a custom at these social gatherings?"

Troi: "Why the hell did you guys invite him to the party?"



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Old December 24 2008, 03:02 AM   #3
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Grizzly Adams: SEE!? SEE!? I DIDN'T KILL HIM!
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Old December 24 2008, 03:15 AM   #4
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Picard: I took so many pills in the club that I'm afraid I'll die if I put my arms down.





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Old December 24 2008, 03:25 AM   #5
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Picard: "I'm gonna pop you one just for wearing your hair like that."





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Old December 24 2008, 06:35 AM   #6
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Old December 24 2008, 07:40 AM   #7
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Picard: So, Deanna, shall it be two fists tonight?
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Old December 24 2008, 01:34 PM   #8
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Old December 24 2008, 01:40 PM   #9
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Picard: "Let's all do the 'Noriega'!"





Data: "Perhaps you should humour him and just pull his finger Geordi, he has been holding it in so long now that it looks as if his face is going to rupture."
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Old December 24 2008, 03:13 PM   #10
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Ah, the best Christmas present is a caption contest win.



Picard: "Haven't you heard, Counselor? 'If you cross 'Big P', he'll dot your eyes.'"

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Old December 24 2008, 03:32 PM   #11
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Indeed! Thanks for the win St. Nicked! I shall enjoy a victory quay-sawnt!



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Troi: What-ever!



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Old December 24 2008, 05:16 PM   #12
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Old December 24 2008, 05:30 PM   #13
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Troi: "Look, Beverly didn't buy your Incredible Hulk bit and neither am I."



Sergei: "IT'S...OVER...THERE!"

Geordi: "I'm blind, not deaf."
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Old December 24 2008, 06:01 PM   #14
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Kirk and Picard: "Ta-da!"

McCoy: "That really isn't going to dispel the rumors."
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Old December 24 2008, 07:03 PM   #15
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In the future, expletives are so overused, they must be doubly-emphasized to ensure the proper outraged effect. Kirk was partial to "double-dumbass", and here we see Captain Picard in mid-extension for the "double bird".
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