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Old January 9 2009, 02:03 PM   #16
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Re: VFWCC #10 - Happy New Captions!

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Mr Vulcan, why do you look angry and you say your emotions are under control.


Neelix, I believe that you have got your body where it is not wanted!


Neelix - ah! in Telax, we use this as a greeting which is deemed most honourable amongst my people. Sorry Mr Vulcan.


Intercom - Bridge to Tuvok, you are needed on the bridge
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Old January 9 2009, 05:18 PM   #17
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Neelix: "In the last caption contest, wasn't Seven lying on her back just like you are now?"

Tuvok: "Yes, but the similarity ends there. If I see even one caption about my breasts, I will apply the Vulcan death grip."
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Old January 9 2009, 09:05 PM   #18
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Neelix: "Mr. Vulcan, on Talaxia, or whatever my planet was called, it is customary to tickle the sick when they are ill, to "funrun" the disease out of you.... Oh my fucking god, are these the best lines you fools can WRITE FOR MY CHARACTER?!?!"

Director: "Cut."
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Old January 9 2009, 10:07 PM   #19
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Neelix: "Perhaps some Aldeberan waffles would perk you up, Tuvok?"
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Old January 9 2009, 10:16 PM   #20
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Neelix: "Calm down Mr. Vulcan, calm down. I see the floating beach ball, too."
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Old January 9 2009, 11:16 PM   #21
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Any ones about floating beach balls/colourful floating onions always make giggle...
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Old January 10 2009, 03:56 AM   #22
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Neelix: I admit my dismount was a little sloppy Mr. Vulcan, but after all, you pinched my neck a little.
Tuvok: I was only exploring the...uh...Talaxian neck trick...but you appear to be immune (shudder).
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Old January 11 2009, 05:16 AM   #23
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``Don't fight it, Mister Vulcan! It's a lot of fun turning into a frog. See? Ribbit, ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!''
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Old January 11 2009, 06:25 PM   #24
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Tuvok: When I said I enjoyed your company, this isn't what I meant...
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Old January 13 2009, 09:58 AM   #25
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Mr Neelix, there is no tongue in CPR.
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Old January 13 2009, 10:33 PM   #26
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Pon Farr, Day 3. Mr Neelix decided it was his turn on top.
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Old January 13 2009, 10:34 PM   #27
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"But it's too big!! This compartment doesn't make sense compared to the exterior!!"
"Tuvok, get a hold of yourself!"
"It won't even fit in the shuttlebay!!! Waaaaaaahhh!!!"
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Old January 14 2009, 03:17 PM   #28
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Neelix: "You're over a hundred, and that was your first time doing anal?"
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Old January 15 2009, 01:07 AM   #29
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Neelix: "Sick Bay, I need an emergency medical team outside Conduit B, Deck Twelve. And you can tell the Captain I found out who installed the peephole in her shower."
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Old January 15 2009, 01:17 AM   #30
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Neelix: "Right, I forgot. You're allergic to peanuts."
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