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Old January 5 2009, 11:49 PM   #1
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VFWCC #10 - Happy New Captions!

And it's for another Weekly Voyager Forum Caption Competition! Yea I know it's a little less than weekly these days but we'll keep quiet about that for now.

First, let's announce the winners from VFWCC #9:
The honorable mention goes to:
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- Captain, why did Mr Paris laugh when I said the Doctor would be recalibrating my implants regularly?

Well done Triskelion, you're really good at these.

And the winner is: *drumroll*
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Seven: "We were ... in my quarters. When Chakotay found out the Borg had replaced my vagina with a microwave emitter, he became very angry ..."

Congratulations Shatmandu, you win the Woimy Squoimy Prize for Voyager Excellence for this week:


And now for image number 10:
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Old January 6 2009, 12:29 AM   #2
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Unfortunately for Tuvok, whilst they were trapped in the shuttle, Neelix's version of the Elogium occured, requiring him to mate with whoever was closest to him, or die.
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Old January 6 2009, 01:56 PM   #3
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Following Neelix's unique resolution of the unfortunate choking incident, Tuvok made it a priority to teach him the Heimlich manouevre.
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Old January 6 2009, 05:04 PM   #4
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Tuvok: "Ouch! Now I know why they call you Neelix."

Neelix: "Because it is a traditional Telaxian name?"

Tuvok: "No, because your knee is on my groin."
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Old January 6 2009, 05:11 PM   #5
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"Stop struggling, Mr. Vulcan. I am going to kiss you!"
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Old January 6 2009, 06:51 PM   #6
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Neelix: "I thought that Vulcans never lie."
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Old January 7 2009, 02:48 AM   #7
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Neelix: "Hold still, Tuvok! Look, I spun the bottle, and it landed on you. Them's the rules!"
Tuvok: "I studied those rules extensively Mr. Neelix. We specifically said no tongue!"
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Old January 7 2009, 03:35 AM   #8
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Neelix: Don't worry Mr. Vulcan, I'll be gentle...
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Old January 7 2009, 11:17 AM   #9
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Neelix: Don't worry Mr. Vulcan, I'll be gentle...
I seem to have started a theme
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Old January 7 2009, 03:06 PM   #10
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After asking the producers to up the sex appeal for Voyager's fourth season, UPN executives were less than impressed with the first results
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Old January 7 2009, 05:13 PM   #11
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Before finding Jeri Ryan, UPN's initial efforts to increase Voyager's sex appeal were not successful.
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Old January 7 2009, 05:20 PM   #12
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Neelix: "Too much garlic?"
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Old January 7 2009, 07:20 PM   #13
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Neelix: "My apologies, Mr. Vulcan! I thought all species kept their genitals on their knees!"
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Old January 8 2009, 02:11 PM   #14
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Neelix: "I knew you'd be floored by my latest dish."
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Old January 8 2009, 05:00 PM   #15
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Thanks for the honorable mention Killer Koinek!



Oh God, no, no Neelix. No. Pon Farr is not contagious. No.



Later reviews slammed Tuvok and Neelix's modern dance rendition On the Threshhold of Elogium.
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