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Old January 13 2009, 07:33 AM   #1
NathanielM
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Twelve days of Patrolling

A humerous piece i did for a TREK theme (Next Generation of couse)

Enjoy.

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On the first day of Patrolling
my First Officer gave to me
A cup of hot Earl Gray Tea.

On the second day of Patrolling
my First Officer gave to me.
Two tribbles purring
And a cup of hot Earl Gray Tea.

On the third day of Patrolling
my First Officer gave to me.
Three French Wines
Two tribbles purring,
And a cup of hot Earl Gray Tea.

On the fourth day of Patrolling
my First Officer gave to me.
Four Dying redshirts,
Three French Wines
Two tribbles purring,
And a cup of hot Earl Gray Tea.

On the fifth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me.
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of hot Earl Gray Tea.

On the sixth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me.
Six bottles of Worf farts,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of hot Earl Gray Tea.

On the seventh day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six bottles of Worf farts,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of hot Earl Gray Tea.

On the eighth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me,
Eight drinks from Guinan,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six bottles of Worf farts,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of hot Earl Gray Tea.

On the ninth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me,
Nine pictures of Beverly Naked,
Eight drinks from Guinan,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six bottles of Worf farts,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of hot Earl Gray Tea.

On the tenth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me,
Ten Quotations from Data,
Nine pictures of Beverly Naked,
Eight drinks from Guinan,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six bottles of Worf farts,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of hot Earl Gray Tea.

On the eleventh day of Patrolling,
my First Officer gave to me.
Eleven Phasers blasting,
Ten Quotations from Data,
Nine pictures of Beverly Naked,
Eight drinks from Guinan,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six bottles of Worf farts,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of hot Earl Gray Tea.

On the twelfth day of Patrolling,
my First Officer sent to me,
Twelve streaking Betazoids,
Eleven Phasers blasting,
Ten Quotations from Data,
Nine pictures of Beverly Naked,
Eight drinks from Guinan,
Seven Borg discoing,
Six bottles of Worf farts,
Five First Officer Impregnated Female Crewman
Four Dying Redshirts,
Three French Wines,
Two Purring tribbles,
And cup of hot Earl Gray Tea.

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Old January 13 2009, 08:35 AM   #2
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Re: Twelve days of Patrolling

it doesn't fit the tune.
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Old January 13 2009, 01:33 PM   #3
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Re: Twelve days of Patrolling

This has nothing to do with Trek Lit, and since you already have it posted in the TNG forum, there's no need to move it there.

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=79453
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