Movie Caption Contest #72: Borg-as Frat! - Page 5

Shatmandu · December 29 2008, 03:15 PM

Uhura, whispering: "I put a little sand in the Astroglide."

Alrik · December 29 2008, 07:36 PM

"Up here. My eyes are up here."

Uhura:"So when we get off duty, are you up for another round of 'motor boat'?"

BriGuy · December 29 2008, 08:45 PM

Oh, good for you, you found the guy wearing red among all the Borg. Now find Waldo, smart ass!

Paper cut! PAPER CUT!!

(With apologies if either was already done. It's a long thread... )

BriGuy · December 29 2008, 08:50 PM

Scotty: What do you mean, it's green????

cooleddie74 · December 29 2008, 10:15 PM

And the worst part?

Locutus had severe vertigo.

DATA:"Damn watch.

Can't see the minute hand worth shit."

cooleddie74 · December 29 2008, 10:16 PM

"But if YOU'RE not the one pregnant, lass...then who...

what...

Who did I...?!

Oh.

Oh, S*#@. "

Alrik · December 29 2008, 10:52 PM

Even as a Drone, Picard always seemed to stand out in a crowd.

"....5, 6, 7, 8. All right PEOple....did everyone get that? Now one more time.....from the top."

cooleddie74 · December 29 2008, 11:33 PM

When you're a Borg and you lose a contact lens...

Face it.

IT'S GONE.

DATA:"You seem to be correct.

This mole is oddly shaped and colored."

Nerys Myk · December 30 2008, 11:46 AM

December 29 2008, 03:15 PM	#61
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: Movie Caption Contest #72: Borg-as Frat! Uhura, whispering: "I put a little sand in the Astroglide."

December 29 2008, 07:36 PM	#62
Alrik Commodore Location: Alrik is on A deck chair, somewhere....or Iowa. Brrr.	Re: Movie Caption Contest #72: Borg-as Frat! "Up here. My eyes are up here." Uhura:"So when we get off duty, are you up for another round of 'motor boat'?" __________________ When I grow up, I want to be just like you. But different.

December 29 2008, 08:45 PM	#63
BriGuy Rear Admiral Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA	Re: Movie Caption Contest #72: Borg-as Frat! Oh, good for you, you found the guy wearing red among all the Borg. Now find Waldo, smart ass! Paper cut! PAPER CUT!! (With apologies if either was already done. It's a long thread... )

December 29 2008, 08:50 PM	#64
BriGuy Rear Admiral Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA	Re: Movie Caption Contest #72: Borg-as Frat! Scotty: What do you mean, it's green????

December 29 2008, 10:15 PM	#65
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Movie Caption Contest #72: Borg-as Frat! And the worst part? Locutus had severe vertigo. DATA:"Damn watch. Can't see the minute hand worth shit." __________________ You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. -Katharine Hepburn

December 29 2008, 10:16 PM	#66
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Movie Caption Contest #72: Borg-as Frat! "But if YOU'RE not the one pregnant, lass...then who... what... Who did I...?! Oh. Oh, S#@.* " __________________ You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. -Katharine Hepburn

December 29 2008, 10:52 PM	#67
Alrik Commodore Location: Alrik is on A deck chair, somewhere....or Iowa. Brrr.	Re: Movie Caption Contest #72: Borg-as Frat! Even as a Drone, Picard always seemed to stand out in a crowd. "....5, 6, 7, 8. All right PEOple....did everyone get that? Now one more time.....from the top." __________________ When I grow up, I want to be just like you. But different.

December 29 2008, 11:33 PM	#68
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Movie Caption Contest #72: Borg-as Frat! When you're a Borg and you lose a contact lens... Face it. IT'S GONE. DATA:"You seem to be correct. This mole is oddly shaped and colored." __________________ You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. -Katharine Hepburn

December 30 2008, 11:46 AM	#69
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #72: Borg-as Frat! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com