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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old December 24 2008, 07:51 PM   #31
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #72: Borg-as Frat!



"Whaddya bloody mean we have to go out in public and PROMOTE this stinkburger?!"



WHERE'S JEAN-LUCO?

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Old December 24 2008, 07:53 PM   #32
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"It's not your fault, Scotty.

Grossly overweight men have a longstanding history of not being able to get it up...or even for long."





BORG QUEEN:"THERE.

You now have your first temporary tattoo from the Collective. You are now one of us...at least until your first membership fee comes due."
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Old December 24 2008, 11:14 PM   #33
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Shoppers during the last week of Star Trek: The Experience found the stock a bit limited.
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Old December 24 2008, 11:18 PM   #34
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After the Borg assimilate Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe...



The Borg: "Borg we are. Shields lower and ships surrender. To our own add distinctiveness biological and technical. Resistance you name, futile we name, otherwise assimilation noooooooooooooo!"
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Old December 24 2008, 11:27 PM   #35
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Picard: Okay, it's not that bad, don't panic... everything's going to be okay... Riker will send an away team to rescue me... just keep it together, Jean-Luc. Who's the best starship captain in the fleet? You! Oh, god. Oh, god.... I'm f'ed.

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Picard: As long as they don't stick anything long and pointed up my arse, I'll be okay.
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Old December 25 2008, 04:10 AM   #36
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And for the picture of Stewart damning Shatner and the horse he rode in on, our winner is...
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o/` You put your nanoprobes in,
You take your nanoprobes out.
You put your nanoprobes in,
And you shake them all about.

You do the Borg-ey Porg-ey
And you turn yourself around!
That's what it's all a-bout! o/`
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Old December 25 2008, 06:59 AM   #37
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Picard: As long as they don't stick anything long and pointed up my arse, I'll be okay.
Borg: "How about in your eye?"
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Old December 25 2008, 08:48 AM   #38
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Picard: As long as they don't stick anything long and pointed up my arse, I'll be okay.
Borg: "How about in your eye?"
Picard: "That'd be fi- WAIT NO-" (The Borg stab him in the eye anyways. He startles awake to his laptop beeping.)

Picard: "Authorization Picard 47 Alpha Tango."



Janeway: "Jean-Luc... how would you like a trip to Romulus?"

(Picard startles awake to his laptop beeping.)
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Old December 25 2008, 03:46 PM   #39
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This coif is why I'm an admiral and you're just a captain. Trailer hitch boy.
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Old December 25 2008, 04:21 PM   #40
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What the..? .OK,No more absinthe-Romulan ale mixers again, ever.
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Old December 25 2008, 06:20 PM   #41
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"Jean-Luc... how'd you like a trip to Romulus in such an absurd plot and mediocre villain that Voyager or Enterprise wouldn't even dare to touch it?"
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Old December 26 2008, 03:04 AM   #42
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"Yes, I'm calling from San Francisco, the only city on Earth apparently."
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Old December 26 2008, 05:03 AM   #43
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Well if you all didnt turn the lights down so damn low, id be ABLE to tell you what time it is!
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Old December 26 2008, 05:10 AM   #44
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"I had the strangest dream. I dreamt that a madman had taken over the Enterprise."
"Scotty, dear, he's not a madman. He- "
"He really brought it here? He brought... the Haggis??"
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Old December 26 2008, 06:12 AM   #45
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Janeway: "Wait, what am I doing here? I could've sworn I was in one of these last February."
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