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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old December 23 2008, 11:17 PM   #16
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Old December 24 2008, 01:05 AM   #17
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Old December 24 2008, 01:43 AM   #18
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Ok, who was the wise guy that stuck the Ken doll in with my Micronauts?
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Scotty: "What de ye mean the twinkies are all gone!?!!?"



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Old December 24 2008, 04:36 AM   #20
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Old December 24 2008, 04:58 AM   #21
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This is the box art for the new Barbie Borg Cube play set.



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This is what we call The Muppet Show!




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Old December 24 2008, 03:11 PM   #24
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Scotty: "Only if ye promise to clip yer fingernail next time, lass. Me bleedin' arse is bleedin'."
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Scott: "Aye? Now what would that be?"

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Uhura: "You were only unconcious three days this time."




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Data: "What, what! WHAT!"
Borg Queen: "Wrong franchise you idiots."
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Scotty: Uhura, I said it would be best if I was on the bottom, not BE a bottom!
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Old December 24 2008, 03:32 PM   #27
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Picard: "I'm still waiting on my tea, Earl Gray, hot, you know ... Hellooooo?"





Uhura: "'The right tool for the right job,' eh, Scotty?"




Uhura: "You haven't seen your penis in how long?"

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Old December 24 2008, 06:18 PM   #28
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Scotty: "Get your hands offa my tits, or I'm filing a sexual harrasment suit!"
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Uhura: *whispers*
Scotty: Ach, lassie, you canna change the laws of physics!



Scotty: I dinna believe it, but you can change the laws of physics!
Uhura: And don't you forget it, sugah.




Picard: This just isn't my day.



Data: This just isn't my day.


-or-


Scotty: I had the strangest dream that I woke up on The Next Generation sets and they dinna even bother to change the Okudagrams!
Uhura: It's no dream, we've been on redressed sets.



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