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Old December 17 2008, 06:53 AM   #46
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Okay, well I made my triumphant return to the beach years later halfway around the world in Queensland. This time with an Aussie beauty I had met in college. Under the stars, in love, miles from home, blah, blah, blah. That was a pretty good night.
Is your name Danny Zuko?
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Old December 17 2008, 07:16 AM   #47
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Hmmm... I'd have to say that the single most transcendentally erotic experience of my life was the evening I spent with a Gräfin and her (adult) daughter during IAC 2003 in Bremen, Germany. Oh yeah, the post-op transsexual (I only realized the next morning) hooker whose services I engaged in Curitiba, Brazil circa 2005 earns a respectable second placing.

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Old December 17 2008, 07:27 AM   #48
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My hot sister in law came round the other day to see her sister but she was at work, I invited her in and we sat down and decided to have a few drinks and wait for her to finish work in another 4 hours. Anyway she can't take her drink and she got pretty plastered pretty quickly and started to unzip my trousers, she took out my penis and put it in her mouth and.................

....ok i'm kidding.
We know.
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Old December 17 2008, 07:28 AM   #49
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If so, this is the place for all those unexpected one night stands, high on whatever encounters, and all else that got you "hot" under the collar...
Every time my wife takes off her clothes.

Most of the time she has them on too...
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Old December 17 2008, 08:53 AM   #50
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And all else that got you "hot" under the collar...
Last week, someone set me on fire.

It was pretty hot. And scalding.
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Old December 17 2008, 09:48 AM   #51
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Wait, Omnius was dating a girl?
Hey, I heard that!
Whatever happened to your one date anyway?
I got the "I like you a lot, but let's just be friends"...
I seem to be dating the wrong type of woman...
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Old December 17 2008, 10:19 AM   #52
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At a college party after getting drunk I decided to tell a chick on my floor (who was also drunk, quite a bit more drunk then I was as well) that I was interested in her. It went badly. She starts crying and saying she's confused as she likes me but still likes her ex-boyfriend who dumped her a month ago. I tell her its alright and she then wraps her arms around me whispering she's sorry. Next thing I know she nuzzling my neck and kiss my neck and cheek. She pulls back and reengage, attempting to see how far she can shove her tongue down my throat. I'm still a bit surprised but I join in...I think you can guess what happened next.












That's right. I pushed her away and told her that I didn't think we should go any further. Next minute she's storming out of my room again in tears. I then punched myself in head for letting my brain do the thinking and not my penis.
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Old December 17 2008, 01:14 PM   #53
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That's right. I pushed her away and told her that I didn't think we should go any further. Next minute she's storming out of my room again in tears. I then punched myself in head for letting my brain do the thinking and not my penis.
Sadly I've rarely had that problem, aside from my last major relationship where I played nice.

I usually find the more humerous stories better to tell. Though a girl I'm dating at the moment wasn't thrilled with the 'accidental threesome' story...

There was a road trip a few yeas ago, the company I worked with was linked with one in Coventry so we took a trip down there where one of our trainees sat me down and told me I was living immorally and didn't respect my juggling women. I didn't think anyone of it, my life my choices etc, and he was bitter at his girlfriend leaving him...

On the way home two guys were having a sex chat, one of them turned to ask me, very eloquently "You're a slag, how many women you had?" which ended up being a 'tell all' which circled around the bus before it became me and the Boss trading stories from threesomes, sex in a church, sisters, parents in the room, drunken encounters and everything we'd done since first realising the 'insert penis into hole, preferably moist' concept worked quite well for us.

The trainee that spoke to me on the way to Cov wrote a huge essay on a forum to declare me and the Boss the sole reason why he would never be involved in the wrestling industry, that we were all sexual deviants and eveything wrong with British culture.

Four years on, even with settling down to become a family man, I'm still labelled with that tag... with mixed success.
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Old December 17 2008, 01:27 PM   #54
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All I can say is I'm glad my teens and twenties were in the 60's and 70's. No AIDS, no HIV, no herpes, every girl on the pill and people (including myself) getting it on everywhere with just about anyone.
I got born at least 4 decades too late -.-
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Old December 17 2008, 01:46 PM   #55
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There was a road trip a few yeas ago, the company I worked with was linked with one in Coventry so we took a trip down there
I'm so sorry
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Old December 17 2008, 01:53 PM   #56
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There was a road trip a few yeas ago, the company I worked with was linked with one in Coventry so we took a trip down there
I'm so sorry
I love Coventry. Whenever I'm that far South I always try and make a trip through. But that could but the outsiders view - I don't have to live there so my love for the place might be misplaced

Though Club Heat... good place.
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Old December 17 2008, 01:55 PM   #57
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There was a road trip a few yeas ago, the company I worked with was linked with one in Coventry so we took a trip down there
I'm so sorry
I love Coventry. Whenever I'm that far South I always try and make a trip through. But that could but the outsiders view - I don't have to live there so my love for the place might be misplaced
Speaking as a born and raised Brummie, I can tell you that I hate the place
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Old December 17 2008, 04:36 PM   #58
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I was at a party with some friends and the girl hosting caught my eye but I figured she didn’t think very much of me. This was validated throughout the night as I tried to make conversation with her friends and she kept being real rude to me and dismissing me away. At one point I even made a comment that her one friend was cute and she abruptly says, “Well, she likes Todd.” So I gave up trying to pick up girls and just had fun at which point she and I got along very well. So, later that night after the party I head back with my friends and stay at their place. This girl calls up the house trying to get my phone number from my friend. He tells her that I’m there now and goes to hand me the phone when she just hangs up. 15 minutes later, she’s at the door and I was so happy that my friend had a spare bedroom available for some fun. And it was great! Turns out I was in her sights and she was being rude and dismissive because she was trying to keep me from her friends. We actually ended up dating for 3 years after that. I just remember that night being so great because I went from being alone and dejected to banging my brains out in the span of 20 minutes.
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Old December 17 2008, 05:00 PM   #59
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Hey, I heard that!
Whatever happened to your one date anyway?
I got the "I like you a lot, but let's just be friends"...
I seem to be dating the wrong type of woman...
You and Hermy should go bar hopping to pick up some crazy chicks.
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Old December 17 2008, 05:02 PM   #60
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You and Hermy should go bar hopping to pick up some crazy chicks.
Me ? Bar hopping ?
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