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Old December 17 2008, 01:17 AM   #31
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Re: Do you have a "hot" experience to tell?

I am surprised they were able to resist The Garak!
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Old December 17 2008, 01:22 AM   #32
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Re: Do you have a "hot" experience to tell?

Christmas Pudding wrote: View Post
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The cheesecake was hotter than the girl?
Wait, Omnius was dating a girl?
Hey, I heard that!
Whatever happened to your one date anyway?
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Old December 17 2008, 01:33 AM   #33
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Generally you have more luck if you leave that till later...
Probably my biggest mistake was going in there too soon and not letting them pass out.
No, Captain Intrepid is right. It was the sneaking in naked part that was the problem.

Not to be too much of a buzzkill, but two girls sleeping in a bed that is not regularly their own means they feel safe there. A naked guy is generally not a safe thing. You needed to create "safe sex", if you know what I mean.

Plus, taking off your partner's clothes is plain sexy. You should have started off mostly clothed and from the side, of course first removing rough parts like shoes and your belt.

You probably still wouldn't have had your three way, but at least you would have slept with two girls in their underwear, and that wouldn't have been half bad.
Well, actually I meant his "coming in the bottom of the bed," but then I was just going for a cheap laugh.
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Old December 17 2008, 01:37 AM   #34
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^ This is definitely the place for those!
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Old December 17 2008, 01:49 AM   #35
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My hot sister in law came round the other day to see her sister but she was at work, I invited her in and we sat down and decided to have a few drinks and wait for her to finish work in another 4 hours. Anyway she can't take her drink and she got pretty plastered pretty quickly and started to unzip my trousers, she took out my penis and put it in her mouth and.................

....ok i'm kidding.
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Old December 17 2008, 01:56 AM   #36
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Captain Intrepid, as cheap laughs are my specialty, I'm amazed I missed it.

My bad. It's probably the influence of the most romantic thread going on right now, and the "low rent" turn that thread has taken. Most guys are driven more by their little head than their heart. They should listen to Raquel Welch, who long ago said the sexiest part of a guy is his brain.
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Old December 17 2008, 02:07 AM   #37
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Re: Do you have a "hot" experience to tell?

A girl inadvertantly grabbed my grotch while waiting in line once at a fast-food restaurant. That's, kind-of, hot.
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Old December 17 2008, 02:10 AM   #38
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Be thankful she wasn't falling hard, or it could have been a case of "hurt" rather than "hot".
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Old December 17 2008, 02:21 AM   #39
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This one time, I got this hooker and paid her while told her all the reasons I was a loser over the course of an entire weekend. At the very end, she gave me hand release out of pity but still charged me. Does that count?
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Old December 17 2008, 02:23 AM   #40
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^ If it counts for you.
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Old December 17 2008, 02:26 AM   #41
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All I can say is I'm glad my teens and twenties were in the 60's and 70's. No AIDS, no HIV, no herpes, every girl on the pill and people (including myself) getting it on everywhere with just about anyone.
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Old December 17 2008, 02:33 AM   #42
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^ That seems unimaginable now.
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Old December 17 2008, 02:39 AM   #43
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Prom Night. Senior Year. Laguna Beach.

My girlfriend and I went down to the beach late at night, drunk of course. Still in our dress and tux. We laid down a blanket, took of our prom clothes, and did what comes naturally to kids on prom night.

At least, we started to.

The next I remember, there was a voice asking "son are you alright"? It was daylight. I looked up to see my girlfriend's naked ass right in my face. I moved her aside, and a man who had been walking his dog stood over us. My girlfriend woke up and screamed a little bit and pulled her dress over herself. The man said "Don't you kids think you should be getting home?"

It seems we simultaneously passed out while 69ing. That the best explanation we could come up with, given our circumstances.






I guess that really isn't hot, is it?

Okay, well I made my triumphant return to the beach years later halfway around the world in Queensland. This time with an Aussie beauty I had met in college. Under the stars, in love, miles from home, blah, blah, blah. That was a pretty good night.
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Old December 17 2008, 02:48 AM   #44
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I spilled some hot choclate on my lap one day.
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Old December 17 2008, 02:51 AM   #45
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That must have made a nice snack for somebody.
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