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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old November 16 2008, 11:43 PM   #16
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Scott: "Wha, wha, whatta ya doin' to my engines, mister!"


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Old November 16 2008, 11:50 PM   #17
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Dude, whoa...that last one scared me at first! That's like the human version of Twisted Whiskers!!!
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Old November 17 2008, 01:05 AM   #18
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Scotty: "I came here to be drugged, electrocuted and probed, not insulted"

It just seemed to write itself
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Old November 17 2008, 01:43 AM   #19
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``So, the Doctor announces `Oy, but this man is dead', and I say, `So, now the chicken soup will you give him?', and she says, `What good will that do?' and I say, `What harm?', nu?''


``And after all this you're still putting me in Generations?!''

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Old November 17 2008, 01:45 AM   #20
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Data: "Then I got felt up by some old miner. What are you gonna do, right?"
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Old November 17 2008, 02:52 AM   #21
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Data regretted asking Lore what he thought about his new girlfriend.
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Old November 17 2008, 03:59 AM   #22
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"Wish in one hand, s*** in the other" ...



(Best Jeff Goldblum impersonation): Ehh, now that's one big pile of s***.
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Old November 17 2008, 09:10 AM   #23
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When Picard got homesick for France, this was the only way to cheer him up.
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Old November 17 2008, 03:20 PM   #24
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Data: "Because they messed up my Whopper, that's why ..."





Scotty: "It's been thirty years since I last saw me penis, laddy."
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Old November 17 2008, 03:39 PM   #25
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Data: This above all, to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then pick up a phone once in a while, let us know how you're doing? We worry, so what.
Picard: Needs work, Data.
Data: He never writes, he never calls, he never visits, and now he says my Hamlet needs work! Like I can help how the play was written? There's something rotten and I'm not referring to the state of Denmark, don't you know.



You'll nae be probin' me with that thing laddie!
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Old November 17 2008, 03:47 PM   #26
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Admiral Necheyev: You stand accused of crashing the Enterprise into Starbase 147 killing the crew, and then desecrating the corpses of Wesley Crusher and William T Riker. How do you plead?



Scotty: Well I've never seen a lass do THAT to a warp core, Doctor...
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Old November 17 2008, 04:45 PM   #27
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Scotty was amazed that "2 Girls, 1 Cup" survived into the 24th Century.
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Old November 17 2008, 05:26 PM   #28
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Scotty: "Sarah Palin?"
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Old November 17 2008, 09:11 PM   #29
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In the 24th century the biobeds had been upgraded with an "auto-enema" module, an improvement Scotty hadn't been aware of-until now.
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EVERYONE ELSE IN ROOM:"THAT'S our Data!!!"

(*Laugh track roars*)
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