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Old November 15 2008, 11:13 PM   #1
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TNG Caption This #146 - "Wouldn't like Me when I'm Captioned"

Another contest over, some excellent entries this time, combined with a whole host of American Football jokes rather lost on your friendly Limey Caption Master.

Firstly, THE WINNERS!!

For the first image, this one made me chuckle:

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Picard: "Grrrrr"
Riker: "Captain, you aren't on the holodeck now sir, you can't 'Hulk' out of your shirt"
Seems to fit his expression very well
For the second image,

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Data: "Inquiry, what does it mean, 'Stop, Hammer Time!'?"

good job, everyone.

This contest's images:



And in the spirit of recent revelations in the Trek XI forum... (although keep the captions plot-spoiler free please!)

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Old November 15 2008, 11:25 PM   #2
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Data: "So I said to him: Piscopo, if you ever guest star again, I'll kill you. And hey, whaddya know, he never guest starred again."



Scotty: "Simon Pegg?"
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Old November 15 2008, 11:33 PM   #3
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"Don't blame me! I was just thinking of Tasha and this thing just popped up out of nowhere!"
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Old November 16 2008, 12:41 AM   #4
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"I am sorry sir but you did ask me to beam you."


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"Yellow alert and I am already manning my post. Who knew?"
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Old November 16 2008, 03:17 AM   #5
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SCOTTY: Thats not the Enterprise, no bloody A, B,C or E
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Old November 16 2008, 03:32 AM   #6
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And suddenly, after a jolt to his head, Scotty recalls what happened that night he and Sulu got really, really, really drunk.
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Old November 16 2008, 07:06 AM   #7
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Woo hoo! Thanks for the win CULTCROSS!

Doohan: I can see why Shatner wasn't invited to Takei's wedding, but why weren't DeForest or I invited?

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Old November 16 2008, 07:08 AM   #8
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Data: "Boy, this game from Bioware really gets my mass erect, if you know what I mean."



Scotty: "I'm pregnant???"
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Old November 16 2008, 09:12 AM   #9
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SCOTTY: Assless chaps!!!????
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Old November 16 2008, 10:52 AM   #10
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So the decorator said puce is all wrong for this scheme, and I said, Puce? Who doesn't like puce? But you know, I see the result and Morty was right! Who knew?



She was a Bolian? Damn whisky goggles.
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Old November 16 2008, 01:22 PM   #11
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Wahay! Victory is mine. And not the stupid ship that Geordi was working on.


Picard offscreen: "Data, I thought I ordered you to delete that French subroutine!"



"Ah laddie, but it isn't canon."
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Old November 16 2008, 05:58 PM   #12
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Picard (off camera): "Is he making faces behind my back again? Asshole."



Scotty: "What do you mean there's no Social Security or Medicare in the 24th Century? How am I supposed to bloody pay for all this?"
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Old November 16 2008, 06:49 PM   #13
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Picard (off camera): "That stupid Ode to Spot, his violin concerts, tap dancing, his pathetic attempts at art and now this. Hurt feelings or not, if he does 'trapped in an imaginary box', I'm going to the holodeck."



Scotty: "And I bet Captain Kirk himself pulled the old girl out of spacedock to come get me."
Crusher: "Actually Captain Kirk is dead. You were there on the Enterprise B when he died you senile old coot!"
Scotty: "Don't call me senile ye tarted up lapdancer, I was having ma character assassinated when your granddaddy was still wearing a nappy. Yes, a nappy. I'm Scottish ye bunch of imbeciles, I'll no be having with this diapers rubbish."
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Old November 16 2008, 09:27 PM   #14
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Data: "So I used a contraction--who gives a fuck?



Scotty: "I ate the dilithium crystals. Again. Thought they were skittles".
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Old November 16 2008, 11:06 PM   #15
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Picard (off camera): "And in conclusion, ladies and gentlemen, I believe that if you seriously consider this...what's so funny? What are you all looking at?"
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