The James Bond Henchmen Hurt/Heal Game

[The Old Mixer]

Emh wrote:

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There definitely should be a Henchman Hurt/Heal. I prefer Oddjob to many of the main villains.

And so I dedicate this thread to Emh, who, as fate would have it, is too busy training to serve his country to participate...and who will probably be pissed that we went ahead without him....

This list is a bit more eclectic than some of the previous ones...not every movie is represented, but some are represented more than once; and a few entries each contain two characters whom I considered to be inseparable teams. What's more, there are a few returnees from the Bond Girls list, where I felt that a combination of their billing and their role in the film warranted being included here. There are certain villains who still haven't been covered...I have yet another list's worth for a future game if interest continues.


The Rules

• Each henchman starts with 10 points.
• 1 vote every calendar day per member.
• With each vote you must both:
• Heal your favorite henchman +1, and
• Hurt your least favorite henchman -2
• You cannot Hurt without Healing or vice versa.
• Once a henchman reaches zero, he or she is food for the piranhas!
• Henchmen are ranked in order of elimination.
• Please indicate in bold which henchmen you have voted for each round.

Robert Shaw as Donovan "Red" Grant: 10
Harold Sakata as Oddjob: 10
Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe: 10
Bruce Glover and Putter Smith as Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd: 10
Lola Larson and Trina Parks as Bambi and Thumper: 10
Julius W. Harris as Tee Hee: 10
Hervé Villechaize as Nick Nack: 10
Richard Kiel as Jaws: 10
Toshirô Suga as Chang: 10
Michael Gothard as Emile Leopold Locque: 10
John Wyman as Erich Kriegler: 10
Kabir Bedi as Gobinda: 10
David and Tony Meyer as Mischa and Grischa: 10
Grace Jones as May Day: 10
Andreas Wisniewski as Necros: 10
Benicio Del Toro as Dario: 10
Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp: 10
Götz Otto as Stamper: 10
Vincent Schiavelli as Dr. Kaufman: 10
Robert Carlyle as Renard: 10
Rick Yune as Zao: 10
Simon Abkarian as Alex Dimitrios: 10

[nx1701g]

What happened to the three blind mice of Doctor No?

Robert Shaw as Donovan "Red" Grant: 10
Harold Sakata as Oddjob: 11 +
Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe: 10
Bruce Glover and Putter Smith as Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd: 10
Lola Larson and Trina Parks as Bambi and Thumper: 10
Julius W. Harris as Tee Hee: 10
Hervé Villechaize as Nick Nack: 10
Richard Kiel as Jaws: 10
Toshirô Suga as Chang: 10
Michael Gothard as Emile Leopold Locque: 10
John Wyman as Erich Kriegler: 10
Kabir Bedi as Gobinda: 10
David and Tony Meyer as Mischa and Grischa: 10
Grace Jones as May Day: 10
Andreas Wisniewski as Necros: 10
Benicio Del Toro as Dario: 8 -
Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp: 10
Götz Otto as Stamper: 10
Vincent Schiavelli as Dr. Kaufman: 10
Robert Carlyle as Renard: 10
Rick Yune as Zao: 10
Simon Abkarian as Alex Dimitrios: 10

[MeanJoePhaser]

I don't feel like looking up the more obscure ones, so I'll pick on Benicio Del Toro.

Robert Shaw as Donovan "Red" Grant: 10
Harold Sakata as Oddjob: 11
Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe: 10
Bruce Glover and Putter Smith as Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd: 11 +
Lola Larson and Trina Parks as Bambi and Thumper: 10
Julius W. Harris as Tee Hee: 10
Hervé Villechaize as Nick Nack: 10
Richard Kiel as Jaws: 10
Toshirô Suga as Chang: 10
Michael Gothard as Emile Leopold Locque: 10
John Wyman as Erich Kriegler: 10
Kabir Bedi as Gobinda: 10
David and Tony Meyer as Mischa and Grischa: 10
Grace Jones as May Day: 10
Andreas Wisniewski as Necros: 10
Benicio Del Toro as Dario: 6 -
Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp: 10
Götz Otto as Stamper: 10
Vincent Schiavelli as Dr. Kaufman: 10
Robert Carlyle as Renard: 10
Rick Yune as Zao: 10
Simon Abkarian as Alex Dimitrios: 10

[28VulcansLater]

Robert Shaw as Donovan "Red" Grant: 10
Harold Sakata as Oddjob: 11
Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe: 10
Bruce Glover and Putter Smith as Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd: 11
Lola Larson and Trina Parks as Bambi and Thumper: 10
Julius W. Harris as Tee Hee: 10
Hervé Villechaize as Nick Nack: 10
Richard Kiel as Jaws: 10
Toshirô Suga as Chang: 10
Michael Gothard as Emile Leopold Locque: 10
John Wyman as Erich Kriegler: 10
Kabir Bedi as Gobinda: 10
David and Tony Meyer as Mischa and Grischa: 10
Grace Jones as May Day: 10
Andreas Wisniewski as Necros: 10
Benicio Del Toro as Dario: 6
Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp: 11 +
Götz Otto as Stamper: 10
Vincent Schiavelli as Dr. Kaufman: 10
Robert Carlyle as Renard: 10
Rick Yune as Zao: 10
Simon Abkarian as Alex Dimitrios: 8 -

[TheArsenal]

Robert Shaw as Donovan "Red" Grant: 10
Harold Sakata as Oddjob: 11
Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe: 10
Bruce Glover and Putter Smith as Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd: 11
Lola Larson and Trina Parks as Bambi and Thumper: 11+
Julius W. Harris as Tee Hee: 10
Hervé Villechaize as Nick Nack: 10
Richard Kiel as Jaws: 10
Toshirô Suga as Chang: 10
Michael Gothard as Emile Leopold Locque: 10
John Wyman as Erich Kriegler: 10
Kabir Bedi as Gobinda: 10
David and Tony Meyer as Mischka and Grischka: 8-
Grace Jones as May Day: 10
Andreas Wisniewski as Necros: 10
Benicio Del Toro as Dario: 6
Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp: 11
Götz Otto as Stamper: 10
Vincent Schiavelli as Dr. Kaufman: 10
Robert Carlyle as Renard: 10
Rick Yune as Zao: 10
Simon Abkarian as Alex Dimitrios: 8

[The Old Mixer]

nx1701g wrote:

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What happened to the three blind mice of Doctor No?

It's mostly about the billing...weed out the small fry by only taking from the top 10 for each movie. That's also why you don't see, say, Hans from YOLT. The main exceptions here were Bambi and Thumper...I haven't popped in the DVD to verify, but I suspect their low billing is because they were listed as stuntpeople...but they're definitely very memorable and colorful, and I felt bad about trimming them out of the Bond Girls list, so there was no way they weren't getting on this one.

MeanJoePhaser wrote:

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I don't feel like looking up the more obscure ones, so I'll pick on Benicio Del Toro.

Feel free to ask if there are any in particular that you need a quick refresher on.


Robert Shaw as Donovan "Red" Grant: 10
Harold Sakata as Oddjob: 11
Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe: 10
Bruce Glover and Putter Smith as Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd: 11
Lola Larson and Trina Parks as Bambi and Thumper: 12 +
Julius W. Harris as Tee Hee: 10
Hervé Villechaize as Nick Nack: 10
Richard Kiel as Jaws: 10
Toshirô Suga as Chang: 10
Michael Gothard as Emile Leopold Locque: 10
John Wyman as Erich Kriegler: 10
Kabir Bedi as Gobinda: 10
David and Tony Meyer as Mischka and Grischka: 8
Grace Jones as May Day: 10
Andreas Wisniewski as Necros: 10
Benicio Del Toro as Dario: 6
Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp: 11
Götz Otto as Stamper: 10
Vincent Schiavelli as Dr. Kaufman: 10
Robert Carlyle as Renard: 10
Rick Yune as Zao: 10
Simon Abkarian as Alex Dimitrios: 6 -

[TheArsenal]

Robert Shaw as Donovan "Red" Grant: 10
Harold Sakata as Oddjob: 12+
Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe: 10
Bruce Glover and Putter Smith as Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd: 11
Lola Larson and Trina Parks as Bambi and Thumper: 12
Julius W. Harris as Tee Hee: 10
Hervé Villechaize as Nick Nack: 10
Richard Kiel as Jaws: 10
Toshirô Suga as Chang: 10
Michael Gothard as Emile Leopold Locque: 10
John Wyman as Erich Kriegler: 10
Kabir Bedi as Gobinda: 10
David and Tony Meyer as Mischka and Grischka: 6-
Grace Jones as May Day: 10
Andreas Wisniewski as Necros: 10
Benicio Del Toro as Dario: 6
Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp: 11
Götz Otto as Stamper: 10
Vincent Schiavelli as Dr. Kaufman: 10
Robert Carlyle as Renard: 10
Rick Yune as Zao: 10
Simon Abkarian as Alex Dimitrios: 6

[MeanJoePhaser]

Robert Shaw as Donovan "Red" Grant: 11+
Harold Sakata as Oddjob: 12
Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe: 10
Bruce Glover and Putter Smith as Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd: 11
Lola Larson and Trina Parks as Bambi and Thumper: 12
Julius W. Harris as Tee Hee: 10
Hervé Villechaize as Nick Nack: 10
Richard Kiel as Jaws: 10
Toshirô Suga as Chang: 10
Michael Gothard as Emile Leopold Locque: 10
John Wyman as Erich Kriegler: 10
Kabir Bedi as Gobinda: 10
David and Tony Meyer as Mischka and Grischka: 6
Grace Jones as May Day: 10
Andreas Wisniewski as Necros: 10
Benicio Del Toro as Dario: 6
Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp: 11
Götz Otto as Stamper: 10
Vincent Schiavelli as Dr. Kaufman: 10
Robert Carlyle as Renard: 10
Rick Yune as Zao: 10
Simon Abkarian as Alex Dimitrios: 4-

[The Old Mixer]

Robert Shaw as Donovan "Red" Grant: 11
Harold Sakata as Oddjob: 12
Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe: 11 +
Bruce Glover and Putter Smith as Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd: 11
Lola Larson and Trina Parks as Bambi and Thumper: 12
Julius W. Harris as Tee Hee: 10
Hervé Villechaize as Nick Nack: 10
Richard Kiel as Jaws: 10
Toshirô Suga as Chang: 10
Michael Gothard as Emile Leopold Locque: 10
John Wyman as Erich Kriegler: 10
Kabir Bedi as Gobinda: 10
David and Tony Meyer as Mischka and Grischka: 6
Grace Jones as May Day: 10
Andreas Wisniewski as Necros: 10
Benicio Del Toro as Dario: 6
Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp: 11
Götz Otto as Stamper: 10
Vincent Schiavelli as Dr. Kaufman: 10
Robert Carlyle as Renard: 10
Rick Yune as Zao: 10
Simon Abkarian as Alex Dimitrios: 2 -

[nx1701g]

Robert Shaw as Donovan "Red" Grant: 11
Harold Sakata as Oddjob: 12
Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe: 11
Bruce Glover and Putter Smith as Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd: 11
Lola Larson and Trina Parks as Bambi and Thumper: 12
Julius W. Harris as Tee Hee: 10
Hervé Villechaize as Nick Nack: 10
Richard Kiel as Jaws: 11 +
Toshirô Suga as Chang: 10
Michael Gothard as Emile Leopold Locque: 10
John Wyman as Erich Kriegler: 10
Kabir Bedi as Gobinda: 10
David and Tony Meyer as Mischka and Grischka: 6
Grace Jones as May Day: 10
Andreas Wisniewski as Necros: 10
Benicio Del Toro as Dario: 6
Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp: 11
Götz Otto as Stamper: 10
Vincent Schiavelli as Dr. Kaufman: 10
Robert Carlyle as Renard: 10
Rick Yune as Zao: 10

ELIMINATED
22. Simon Abkarian as Alex Dimitrios: 0

[28VulcansLater]

Robert Shaw as Donovan "Red" Grant: 11
Harold Sakata as Oddjob: 12
Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe: 11
Bruce Glover and Putter Smith as Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd: 11
Lola Larson and Trina Parks as Bambi and Thumper: 12
Julius W. Harris as Tee Hee: 10
Hervé Villechaize as Nick Nack: 10
Richard Kiel as Jaws: 11 +
Toshirô Suga as Chang: 10
Michael Gothard as Emile Leopold Locque: 10
John Wyman as Erich Kriegler: 10
Kabir Bedi as Gobinda: 10
David and Tony Meyer as Mischka and Grischka: 6
Grace Jones as May Day: 10
Andreas Wisniewski as Necros: 10
Benicio Del Toro as Dario: 4 -
Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp: 11
Götz Otto as Stamper: 10
Vincent Schiavelli as Dr. Kaufman: 10
Robert Carlyle as Renard: 11 +
Rick Yune as Zao: 10

ELIMINATED
22. Simon Abkarian as Alex Dimitrios

[TheArsenal]

Robert Shaw as Donovan "Red" Grant: 11
Harold Sakata as Oddjob: 13+
Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe: 11
Bruce Glover and Putter Smith as Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd: 11
Lola Larson and Trina Parks as Bambi and Thumper: 12
Julius W. Harris as Tee Hee: 10
Hervé Villechaize as Nick Nack: 10
Richard Kiel as Jaws: 11 +
Toshirô Suga as Chang: 10
Michael Gothard as Emile Leopold Locque: 10
John Wyman as Erich Kriegler: 10
Kabir Bedi as Gobinda: 10
David and Tony Meyer as Mischka and Grischka: 4-
Grace Jones as May Day: 10
Andreas Wisniewski as Necros: 10
Benicio Del Toro as Dario: 4
Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp: 11
Götz Otto as Stamper: 10
Vincent Schiavelli as Dr. Kaufman: 10
Robert Carlyle as Renard: 11
Rick Yune as Zao: 10

ELIMINATED
22. Simon Abkarian as Alex Dimitrios

[MeanJoePhaser]

Robert Shaw as Donovan "Red" Grant: 12 +
Harold Sakata as Oddjob: 13
Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe: 11
Bruce Glover and Putter Smith as Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd: 11
Lola Larson and Trina Parks as Bambi and Thumper: 12
Julius W. Harris as Tee Hee: 10
Hervé Villechaize as Nick Nack: 10
Richard Kiel as Jaws: 11 +
Toshirô Suga as Chang: 10
Michael Gothard as Emile Leopold Locque: 10
John Wyman as Erich Kriegler: 10
Kabir Bedi as Gobinda: 10
David and Tony Meyer as Mischka and Grischka: 4
Grace Jones as May Day: 10
Andreas Wisniewski as Necros: 10
Benicio Del Toro as Dario: 2 -
Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp: 11
Götz Otto as Stamper: 10
Vincent Schiavelli as Dr. Kaufman: 10
Robert Carlyle as Renard: 11
Rick Yune as Zao: 10

ELIMINATED
22. Simon Abkarian as Alex Dimitrios

[The Old Mixer]

No K's in Mischa and Grischa...I looked it up.


Robert Shaw as Donovan "Red" Grant: 12
Harold Sakata as Oddjob: 13
Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe: 12 +
Bruce Glover and Putter Smith as Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd: 11
Lola Larson and Trina Parks as Bambi and Thumper: 12
Julius W. Harris as Tee Hee: 10
Hervé Villechaize as Nick Nack: 10
Richard Kiel as Jaws: 11
Toshirô Suga as Chang: 10
Michael Gothard as Emile Leopold Locque: 10
John Wyman as Erich Kriegler: 10
Kabir Bedi as Gobinda: 10
David and Tony Meyer as Mischa and Grischa: 4
Grace Jones as May Day: 8 -
Andreas Wisniewski as Necros: 10
Benicio Del Toro as Dario: 2
Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp: 11
Götz Otto as Stamper: 10
Vincent Schiavelli as Dr. Kaufman: 10
Robert Carlyle as Renard: 11
Rick Yune as Zao: 10

ELIMINATED
22nd: Simon Abkarian as Alex Dimitrios

[nx1701g]

Robert Shaw as Donovan "Red" Grant: 12
Harold Sakata as Oddjob: 13
Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona Volpe: 12
Bruce Glover and Putter Smith as Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd: 11
Lola Larson and Trina Parks as Bambi and Thumper: 12
Julius W. Harris as Tee Hee: 10
Hervé Villechaize as Nick Nack: 10
Richard Kiel as Jaws: 11
Toshirô Suga as Chang: 10
Michael Gothard as Emile Leopold Locque: 10
John Wyman as Erich Kriegler: 10
Kabir Bedi as Gobinda: 10
David and Tony Meyer as Mischa and Grischa: 4
Grace Jones as May Day: 9 +
Andreas Wisniewski as Necros: 10
Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp: 11
Götz Otto as Stamper: 10
Vincent Schiavelli as Dr. Kaufman: 10
Robert Carlyle as Renard: 11
Rick Yune as Zao: 10

ELIMINATED
21st: Benicio Del Toro as Dario
22nd: Simon Abkarian as Alex Dimitrios