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Old October 23 2008, 09:24 PM   #1
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I need my own TV talk show.

I need my own talk show. I'd be like Dr. Phil only much harsher. I'd berate people like the idiots they are and when they piss me off greatly I'd throw bricks at them.

Dr. Phil, today. He's talking to people who do text message on their phones and drive at the same time.

His first guest? A 21 year old blond ditzy idiot who texts on her blackberry, with both hands! Constantly. She drives with her left knee pushed up on the steering wheel.

They put a camera in her car and recorded her doing it during a day of her driving and sure enough her knee is on the wheel, both hands on the phone, and while she is almost always looking on the road, she occasionaly glances down at her phone. They even showed her on the HIGHWAY DOING THIS!!!

This girl needs to die. She needs to have someone swerve infront of her, suddenly, lose control of her car, crash into a K-Rail or go down an overpass and have her car crash into an abudment and die. Or be severly mamed/burned.

Becuase this girl is an idiot twat and is a danger to everyone on the road.

She needs a brick thrown at her face.

Phil took a poll of his studio audience and a few people raised their hands that they text and drive. All people who need bricks thrown at them.

The stupid of people never ceases to amaze me.
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Old October 23 2008, 09:26 PM   #2
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Re: I need my own TV talk show.

I don't really watch Dr. Phil unless it's on at the gym, but I happened to catch his show on video game addiction. One lady had a son who became obsessed with some online game to the point where he didn't care about anything else in his life, and eventually he took his own life.

While I feel bad for her loss, she blamed it 100% on the video game and claimed that there was nothing wrong with her son before he started playing it. Then she made some really bad generalizations about gamers.

Anyway, if you really want your own talk show, there's cable access. Sure, the production values and the guests will suck, but it'd be your own show.
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Old October 23 2008, 09:39 PM   #3
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Re: I need my own TV talk show.

Will I get to throw bricks at people? Or tell them to crash into a bridge abutment and die or become mamed?
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Old October 23 2008, 10:05 PM   #4
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Re: I need my own TV talk show.

Um, Trekker. ... blackberries are designed so you CAN text with both hands.

Though, you're right --- she should NOT be doing that while driving, and if you had a talk show I would watch it, MST3K style every day.
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Old October 24 2008, 12:23 AM   #5
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Re: I need my own TV talk show.

Trekker, if I can be your co-host, then yes, absolutely.

My aunt does the same thing and she deserves to be shot from a plane by Sarah Palin.
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Old October 24 2008, 12:36 AM   #6
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Re: I need my own TV talk show.

OMFG! Trekker is complaining about bad drivers again!

BTW: If you have a show like that, you gotta have a catch phrase.
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Old October 24 2008, 12:51 AM   #7
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Re: I need my own TV talk show.

Ben Sisko3 wrote: View Post
Trekker, if I can be your co-host, then yes, absolutely.
You can be my Ed McMahon. You can sit there, laugh at my jokes and say things like, 'Good hit, sir!" when I tag someone with my brick.


My catch phrase? "Bricks, a lot!"
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Old October 24 2008, 03:18 AM   #8
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Trekker, if I can be your co-host, then yes, absolutely.
You can be my Ed McMahon. Youi can sit there, laugh at my jokes and say things like, 'Good hit, sir!" when I tag someone with my brick.


My catch phrase? "Bricks, a lot!"
Can I throw the occasional brick, sir?
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Old October 24 2008, 03:20 AM   #9
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CorporalCreepy wrote: View Post
BTW: If you have a show like that, you gotta have a catch phrase.
"I don't care if you kill yourself driving, just don't take anyone else with you. Good night folks!"
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Old October 24 2008, 03:23 AM   #10
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Ben Sisko3 wrote: View Post
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Trekker, if I can be your co-host, then yes, absolutely.
You can be my Ed McMahon. Youi can sit there, laugh at my jokes and say things like, 'Good hit, sir!" when I tag someone with my brick.


My catch phrase? "Bricks, a lot!"
Can I throw the occasional brick, sir?
Nah. The brick is my thing.

Don't worry, though. We'll find something for you.

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Old October 24 2008, 03:38 AM   #11
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He can use one of these, then it you can call it "brick and mortar."
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Old October 24 2008, 03:48 AM   #12
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Re: I need my own TV talk show.

There are too many talk shows as it is.
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Old October 24 2008, 03:54 AM   #13
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There are too many talk shows as it is.
Yes. But mine has bricks! Being thrown at stupid people!

I'd even have segments where I'd walk down the street throwing bricks at people doing stupid stuff. The guy putting his cigarette out on the sidewalk instead of a nearby ashcan? Brick!

Guy in line at a busy service-counter at a deli or other restaurant during the rush lunch unsure of what he wants to eat? Brick!
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Old October 24 2008, 04:07 AM   #14
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I still probably wouldn't watch.
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Old October 24 2008, 05:04 AM   #15
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Sinbad... Chevy Chase... Magic Johnson... Pat Sajak... Martin Short... Trekker4747?
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