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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old September 16 2008, 12:50 PM   #1
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TNG Caption This #143 - "Threads"

That's finally it for a contest dragged out slightly longer than I intended

But without further stalling for time, here are the winners for the last round:

First up, for great use of a former Caption meme,
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Data tried his hardest, but he couldn't keep from staring at the bit of string hanging off of the 'Welcome' mat.
"Must. Not. Pull." He thought to himself.
And by popular demand, although I must admit to not really understanding the joke...

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Data was disappointed to learn that no, no one would do it for Randolph Scott.

For the second image, I love this entry straight away:
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Picard: "I'm not really Jean Luc Picard. I'm really Colonel West. Just let me get the mask off.
"This.. This is not Frenchman blood!"

well done, guys. Onto this contest's images:





Have at it!
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Old September 16 2008, 12:59 PM   #2
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The crew was becoming irritated at the teenager helmsman.




"There Commander. I believe you will be able to please Counselor Troi now."
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Old September 16 2008, 01:32 PM   #3
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^ Contest over!



Geordi: Doctor Crusher! Next time Data tells you he can do something on command take his word for it!
Data: You want I should light a match?



Data's gender-sensitivity training was more crowd-pleasing than his standup routine.
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Old September 16 2008, 02:11 PM   #4
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Q: "Oh, a 'blow job' is a euphemism? Humans!"



Data: "I am Bender, please insert girder."
Riker: "Enough with the impressions already!"
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Old September 16 2008, 04:03 PM   #5
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What happens when you recreate a hurricane on the holodeck and forget to close the doors.



Riker: "Data, that's not how you use a vibrator."
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Old September 16 2008, 04:15 PM   #6
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Burton: "Whose idea was it to... hold a Star Trek Convention... in ... TEXAS?"

McFadden: "What?!"
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Old September 16 2008, 04:43 PM   #7
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Geordi: "Now can we get seat belts?"



Riker: "Usually I just try thinking about baseball or my grandmother, but I guess that works, too."

*or*

Riker: "You really should see a doctor if it's been like that for four hours."

*or*

Riker: "If you bend it in half more than twice, then you're playing with yourself."

I got pages of these.
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Old September 16 2008, 05:06 PM   #8
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Geordi: "Is the Captain's speech over yet?"
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Old September 16 2008, 05:10 PM   #9
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Have at it!
Winner!
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Old September 16 2008, 06:04 PM   #10
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Have at it!
Winner!

I think you're right!

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Old September 16 2008, 09:23 PM   #11
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GEORDI:"I warned Worf about eating too many replicated chimichongas!!!!"



RIKER:"That was cruel, Data.

I thought my transporter-induced flaccidity problem was a serious secret between the two of us?!"
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Old September 16 2008, 09:24 PM   #12
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BEVERLY:"Can someone PLEASE shut the force field? All the sterile air is getting out!!"



DATA:"...and as you can see, Commander, my Play-Doh model of a McDonald's sign is about halfway completed."
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Old September 16 2008, 09:44 PM   #13
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Geordi: She's gone from suck to blow!
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Old September 16 2008, 10:20 PM   #14
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"GEORDI...what did I tell you about eating Mexican in a sterile containment environment?!?"



RIKER:"Close.

But it droops even lower when I'm getting out of a pool."
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It wasn't easy pleasuring the oversized Spock.
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