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Old September 21 2008, 06:17 AM   #1
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The Film & TV Grocery store

Say we opened up a grocery store, but it only stocked items for sale from movies and TV shows. Let's fill the store up. Here's what I got to start with:


Fruity Oatey bars

Duff Bear

Stay Puffed marshmallows

Soylent Green
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Old September 21 2008, 08:51 AM   #2
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Red Apple cigarettes

(frozen) Big Kahuna burgers (like you can buy frozen approximations of White Castles?)

errrr... Leopard Lager? (wasn't that what Lister used to kill the vindaloo?)

Glen Fujiyama whiskey?

Adipose weight loss supplements?

..Joker fish...?

New and Improved Joker brand Health and beauty products?

International Electromatics transistor radios?

Quarry cereal?

Colon Blow cereal?

Little Chocolate Donuts--the Breakfast of Champions?
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Old September 21 2008, 09:33 AM   #3
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Slurm

Mom's Robot Oil
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Old September 21 2008, 09:40 AM   #4
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Apollo chocolate bars

Morley cigarettes
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Old September 21 2008, 06:33 PM   #5
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Dharma Brand....everything.

Veta Vita Vegamin drink *hiccup*
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Old September 21 2008, 07:40 PM   #6
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You'd need a whole section for just the Star Trek food:

gagh
ratchtajino (sp)
blood wine
jumja stick
Tranya
yamok sauce
hasperat
Sluggo Cola
Romulan Ale
Bajoran spring wine
food cubes
kanar
Sisko's special jambalaya with tube grubs

...about half of it is booze.
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Old September 21 2008, 07:45 PM   #7
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Temis the Vorta wrote: View Post
You'd need a whole section for just the Star Trek food:

gagh
ratchtajino (sp)
blood wine
jumja stick
Tranya
yamok sauce
hasperat
Sluggo Cola
Romulan Ale
Bajoran spring wine
food cubes
kanar
Sisko's special jambalaya with tube grubs

...about half of it is booze.
You forgot hot fish juice. I'm not sure how it would be packaged though.

Chocolate pudding made from 400 year-old cocoa might be nice too.
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Old September 21 2008, 07:57 PM   #8
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Edna Garrett's Quiche
Gummy Berry Juice
Jo Polniaczek's Pizzas
Jungle Karma's Frozen Pizzas
Loco Hot Cocoa Mix
Love Potion #8 (in the drug section)
Saurian Brandy
Spice
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Old September 21 2008, 08:22 PM   #9
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Re: The Film & TV Grocery store

No grocery store is complete without a small toy section:

Happy Fun Ball


The food court will serve:

Slurpees and Krust Burgers.
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Old September 21 2008, 08:23 PM   #10
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Old Dusseldorf Beer (in a long neck)
Powdered Toast
Binford Tools
Gritty Kitty cat litter
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Old September 21 2008, 08:25 PM   #11
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Pissi Beer!
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Old September 21 2008, 11:09 PM   #12
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Everlasting Gobstoppers & Scrumdiddlyuptious Bars from Wonka.
The band candy that turned all of the adults into teenagers on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Those nutrition bars that Xander tried to sell Giles on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. "Please leave my home now."
The beer that turned everyone into cave men on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Sugar Coated Acme Snacks from Animaniacs

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Spice
The Federal government would never let us stock it. Some of its effects are too narcotic. "The Spice expands consciousness."

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No grocery store is complete without a small toy section:
I nominate the Goofy Ball from the NewsRadio episode "Goofy Ball." (Also, kept near the checkout stand is the English to Japanese to English translation of Mr. James' autobiography, "Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.")
All the talking toy animals from Wonderfalls.
Noodlenoggin dolls from the Pinky & the Brain Christmas special.
And that creepy doll that looked like George's mother on Seinfeld.

The Soup Nazi works in the deli.
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Old September 22 2008, 08:01 AM   #13
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Tharpdevenport wrote: View Post
No grocery store is complete without a small toy section:

Happy Fun Ball


The food court will serve:

Slurpees and Krust Burgers.
O <---- "You know, for kids."
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Old September 22 2008, 08:47 AM   #14
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One Big Damn Twinkie

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Old September 26 2008, 04:39 AM   #15
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Wacky Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubemen!
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