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Old September 18 2008, 08:25 PM   #1
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Reviews-What will be the headlines??

Back in 1989, some small town movie critic called Batman "The movie of the decade!" That was on all of the ads for this movie in the Chicago papers. So, get out your crystal balls. What do you think the critics' quotes will be in the print ads for STXI?

"A thrill ride from beginning to end!"
"Boldly go...again!"
"Trekkies, rejoice!"
"Set a course for the Oscars, Mr. Sulu. Warp speed!"
"A zany, kookie, wacky, laugh-a-thon, 10!!"
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Old September 18 2008, 09:08 PM   #2
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I only care what David Manning thinks about it.
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Old September 18 2008, 09:08 PM   #3
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"New 'Trek' Boldly Goes"
"All That's Old Is New Again"
"This Isn't Your Father's 'Trek'"
"This Blast From the Past Treks Nowhere"

EDIT: Sorry, didn't catch the print ad soundbyte flavor of your OP. I thought it was just how will reviewers headline their reviews? So just take the positive ones for that, lol.
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Old September 18 2008, 09:11 PM   #4
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"Set Your Phasers to Fun!"

...or...

"It's dead, Jim!"
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Old September 18 2008, 09:24 PM   #5
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"Sombreriffic!"
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Old September 18 2008, 09:27 PM   #6
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"Dr. Spock returns to the Star Track Enterprise!"
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Old September 18 2008, 09:27 PM   #7
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"Get your avocado to the theater!"
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Old September 18 2008, 09:27 PM   #8
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Samuel T. Cogley wrote: View Post
I only care what David Manning thinks about it.
Yeah -- but this is a Paramount film, not a 'Sony Pictures' film, so I'm thinking he will be silent about it.
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Old September 18 2008, 09:29 PM   #9
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"Dewey Wins!"
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Old September 18 2008, 09:34 PM   #10
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"President Obama says 'Big Ups for STAR TREK!'"

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Old September 18 2008, 09:47 PM   #11
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Jackson_Roykirk wrote: View Post
Samuel T. Cogley wrote: View Post
I only care what David Manning thinks about it.
Yeah -- but this is a Paramount film, not a 'Sony Pictures' film, so I'm thinking he will be silent about it.
As long as I get my five-dollar refund, I'll let him say whatever he wants.
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Old September 18 2008, 10:03 PM   #12
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Old September 18 2008, 10:38 PM   #13
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Old September 18 2008, 11:02 PM   #15
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