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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old September 19 2008, 06:57 PM   #61
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell



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Kirk: "What?"
Spock: "He spat at me."
Kirk: "Oh, that's a sign of appreciation."
Spock: "And the excess nasal mucus?"
Kirk: "Congratulations Spock, you've pulled."
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Old September 19 2008, 08:45 PM   #62
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CLOUD WILLIAM:"We get out next exit.

Funny Earth man with scary hair...he smell like soup mix."
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Old September 19 2008, 08:46 PM   #63
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VOMIT:"Yeah, well a double dumb ass on YOU, bike cop!"

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Old September 19 2008, 09:41 PM   #64
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Spock: He's quite territorial about his Yanni.



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Old September 20 2008, 12:31 PM   #65
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MISTRAL's POST:
Kirk: No, Mr. Spock, we are not going to take her 'behind the woodshed.'
Spock: But Captain-
Kirk: I said no and I meant it!
Gillian: If you two pervs don't cool it I'm calling a cop.


Data: Captain, this has to be the ugliest head I've ever found in a glovebox!

Picard: Data, I don't give a damn what you found in the glovebox! Can't you see I'm trying to merge onto the 405?
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Old September 20 2008, 07:50 PM   #66
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KIRK:"YES.."

SPOCK:"No."

KIRK:"YES."

SPOCK:"No."

KIRK:"YES.

I love casual and meaningless sex from total strangers in pickup trucks.

And so do you."


SPOCK:"YES."



CLOUD WILLIAM:"You mind keep eyes on road?

Me try reading new Stephen King novel here."
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Old September 20 2008, 07:51 PM   #67
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"Mister Data, this is the ninth time I've found a severed head in your possession during an away mission. One more incident and I will be forced to put a severe reprimand into your Starfleet record!"
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Old September 20 2008, 08:43 PM   #68
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Spock: What is love, Admiral?
Jim: Gillian, don't hurt me...
Gillian: Don't hurt me...no more...
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Old September 20 2008, 10:34 PM   #69
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Thank goodness for widescreen televisions so we can take in gorgeous images like this.


``Why does the shiny-headed man have a huge, misshapen catcher's mitt made of raw bread dough for a left hand?''
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Old September 21 2008, 02:48 AM   #70
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PICARD: Merde! The cops!!!
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Old September 21 2008, 06:44 AM   #71
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JOHNNY LUKE: You got a real pretty mouth boy.
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Spock: "Captain, what does it mean 'screw you too!'?"
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Old September 21 2008, 08:46 PM   #73
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SPOCK:"Are you sure this isn't the time for a colorful reacharound?"
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Old September 21 2008, 11:16 PM   #74
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"Captain ...'harmonica'?"
"Veronica?"
(thinking) "I know what I'd like, about now. These two bozos are too much!"




Cloud Festus: What say in book?
Cloud William: Holiest of Holies say no matter what words put under picture, cooleddie probably do again two pages later.
Cloud Festus: Figures.
Vomit:
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Old September 22 2008, 07:11 AM   #75
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Picard: Data, when I said a little head, that's not exactly what I meant.
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