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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old September 18 2008, 06:47 AM   #46
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell



Jim: Just because we're in an 'ancient Earth automobile' with a woman does not mean you should bring up Edith.



Center consoles can't store anything useful even in the 24th century.
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Old September 18 2008, 04:06 PM   #47
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Spock: "Why is there an air mattress in the back of her truck?"







Picard: "Great. Now I've got two pedantic talking toasters."
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Old September 18 2008, 05:17 PM   #48
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Shatner: "Look, it's in my contract, I always get the girl. So you should get the window seat. Who's directing this thing anyway?"

Nimoy: "Beat's me..."







Data: "A ha, ha ha, ha ha. Ha."
Picard: "What are you doing Data?"
Data: "Laughing sir. Commander Riker insisted on teaching me about college humour, which he has been doing by stealing my spare head and hiding it in unexpected places to prank people."
Picard: "Oh... that explains what it was doing in my toilet last week. Sorry about that."
Data: "You might have fished it out first sir..."
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Old September 18 2008, 06:42 PM   #49
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Your logic that Steel Breeze will outlast Loverboy is flawed, Captain.



B4: Tell Captain Einstein to turn off his turn signal.
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Old September 18 2008, 08:55 PM   #50
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SPOCK:"Correction. We do not need to find a lavatory facility any longer, Admiral.

I've already gone."




B-4:"I'm in MEMESIS?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, shit."
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Old September 18 2008, 08:56 PM   #51
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Can someone photoshop Vomit in place of Gillian? I've got a couple but I'm too busy or lazy to do it myself.



There you go.
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GILLIAN:"This might be interesting after all.

It just so happens I'm into guys in Buddhist monk gear and wearing bad hairpieces. Saddle up...lock and load!!"
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Old September 18 2008, 09:15 PM   #53
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GILLIAN: The Gay Pride Parade staging area is just around the corner. I can drop you there.
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GILLIAN:"Either of you fellas want to come see a dead body?"
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Old September 18 2008, 09:54 PM   #55
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DATA:"S'alright in the radiation-proof duranium container?"

B-4:"S'alright!"
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Old September 18 2008, 09:59 PM   #56
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Spock: "How the hell can he drive with one damn hand on his stereo and the other gesturing to other drivers?"

Kirk: "You're getting better with those colorful metaphors."

Vomit: "'Colorful metaphors?' What are you? A fucking pussy?"
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Old September 18 2008, 10:24 PM   #57
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Spock: "How the hell can he drive with one damn hand on his stereo and the other gesturing to other drivers?"

Kirk: "You're getting better with those colorful metaphors."

Vomit: "'Colorful metaphors?' What are you? A fucking pussy?"
Kirk: " He appears to be steering with his [insert colorful metaphor]
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Old September 19 2008, 04:51 PM   #58
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Cloud William: "Holiest of Hollies says hands on ten and two."

Vomit: "Last time I pick up fuckin' hitch-hikers."
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Old September 19 2008, 05:06 PM   #59
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Vomit: "Yeah, of course I indicated you flash wanker. How can you be deaf with ears like that, you lugholed freak?"

Spock: "Are you certain he is your kin and not Doctor McCoy's?"
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Old September 19 2008, 06:46 PM   #60
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Vomit: You guys like spaghetti?
Cloud William: Yes.
Cloud Festus: No.
Cloud William: Yes.
Cloud Festus: No.
Cloud William: Yes. You do.
Cloud Festus: Yes.
Vomit: Wankers.
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