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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old September 16 2008, 08:49 PM   #31
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell



GILLIAN:"So.

Which one of you wants to go down on me first?"
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Old September 17 2008, 02:17 AM   #32
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Kirk and Spock: "She did it!"
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Old September 17 2008, 02:22 AM   #33
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Kirk and Spock: "She did it!"
Gillian: "Yes, I am woman. Hear me roar."
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Old September 17 2008, 02:40 AM   #34
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Picard: What's this?
Data: This is my old head. You know, the 500 year old one. Ever since people started to question how an android could look older.... I assume you do not want to know how I got thinner?....Yes sir.
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Old September 17 2008, 03:02 AM   #35
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Spock: "Such as?"
Kirk: "Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Rilley, Al Franken..."
Spock: "Ah, the douchebags."



B4: "What's with all the Nickleback cd's in here?"
Picard: "Shut up, they're good!"
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Old September 17 2008, 07:05 AM   #36
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Kirk and Spock: "She did it!"
Gillian: "Yes, I am woman. Hear me roar."
In the same vein:



"Fascinating. That whale song seemed to emanate from Gillian's ass."
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Old September 17 2008, 07:38 AM   #37
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GILLIAN:"So.

Which one of you wants to go down on me first?"
SPOCK: Is the "Brazilian" popular in this era?
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Old September 17 2008, 04:01 PM   #38
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Gillian: "Ass, gas or grass.... nobody rides for free."




Picard: "I appreciate the thought, Mr. Data, but I believe I'll stick with my Fleshlight."
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Old September 17 2008, 09:03 PM   #39
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Can someone photoshop Vomit in place of Gillian? I've got a couple but I'm too busy or lazy to do it myself.

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Old September 17 2008, 09:21 PM   #40
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GILLIAN:"...did I mention back at the Institute I'm a post-op?"



B-4:"Yes. Please. Put me away and close the lid.

The movie only gets stupider from here on out."
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SPOCK:"What does she mean...

'I don't blow hippies?'"
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Spock: You got something against Ralph Macchio?




Data: There's no Meatloaf but here's some Talking Heads.
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Old September 18 2008, 01:44 AM   #43
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Spock: "I'm afraid it wasn't. Her hands are on the wheel."
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B-4: "If we are androids, why do we have wrinkles?"
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"So, who was the funny Asian guy back there who seemed so interested in sperm whales and my associate Bob?"



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