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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old September 15 2008, 11:38 PM   #16
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell



"Imagine, billions of miles away, unlikely occurence of amino acids and proteins combining together, millions of years of evolution and all I have to do is tie something around my head and our species look identical"



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Old September 15 2008, 11:39 PM   #17
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A priest, a Buddhist and a cross-dressing Rabbi are driving down the road...

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Old September 15 2008, 11:48 PM   #18
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Gillian: Alright Kirk, which way are you heading?

Pam: Right.

Gillian: That's too bad...

Kirk: Why?

Gillian: Well there was a fifty-fifty chance on which direction you'd take. You see we're both going left, you could've just as easily been going the same and if that happened it might have been awhile before you started to get scared. But seein as your going Right, I'm afraid you're gonna have to get scared...Immediately.

Spock: *looks at Kirk* WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A TAXI.

Kirk: Easy, Spock.



Data: Oh shit, we killed him man-

Picard: It's okay-

Data: Shit, we killed him, what do we do?

Picard: Shut up and let me think! Alright, alright. We put his head in the glovebox and say Janeway did it.

Data: Bu-

Picard: Just do it! Do you want to spend the rest of your life in prison? In New Zealand?
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Old September 16 2008, 12:07 AM   #19
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Herkimer Jitty wrote: View Post


Data: Oh shit, we killed him man-

Picard: It's okay-

Data: Shit, we killed him, what do we do?

Picard: Shut up and let me think! Alright, alright. We put his head in the glovebox and say Janeway did it.

Data: Bu-

Picard: Just do it! Do you want to spend the rest of your life in prison? In New Zealand?
Later...

Janeway: "Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead Android Storage?'"

Picard: "No, I didn't."

Janeway: "You know why you didn't see that sign?"

Picard: "Why?"

Janeway: "'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead androids ain't my fucking business, that's why!"
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Old September 16 2008, 12:12 AM   #20
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Data: "Not the time to lose one's head."
Picard: "No."
Data: "That's not the way to get ahead in life."
Picard: "No."
Data: "It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong."
Picard: "Hmm."
Data: "He'll never be the head of a major corporation."
Picard: "Okay, that'll do."
Data: "Okay."
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Old September 16 2008, 12:31 AM   #21
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Spock: "That was not a whale in that tank."
Kirk: "Throw me a frickin' bone here. What do we have?"
Spock: "Sea Bass."
Kirk: [pause] "Right."
Spock: "They're mutated sea bass."
Kirk: "Are they ill tempered?"
Spock: "Absolutely."
Kirk: "Well, that' s start."
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Old September 16 2008, 01:14 AM   #22
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Picard: Just do it! Do you want to spend the rest of your life in prison? In New Zealand?
Meh, it's not bad.
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Old September 16 2008, 03:21 AM   #23
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"Gillian is pregnant."



"Commander, when I said I wanted you to give me head, this isn't what I had in mind."
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Old September 16 2008, 05:30 AM   #24
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"I do not like the way this conversation is headed, Admiral. Should I raise the level of music and show her my middle finger?"



Picard began to agree with Riker; these communal toilets were becoming over crowded.
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Old September 16 2008, 05:57 AM   #25
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The conversation died abruptly when Spock discovered the 8-track copy of Vomit's "A Valentine to the Fans" on the floorboard.
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Old September 16 2008, 08:25 AM   #26
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Picard: Just do it! Do you want to spend the rest of your life in prison? In New Zealand?
Meh, it's not bad.
I happen to love it there. And I've been to Dunedin!



Which of these things is not like others? Which one is different, do you know?




Data took Picard's desire to "save face" more literally than anticipated.
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Old September 16 2008, 08:36 AM   #27
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Picard: Just do it! Do you want to spend the rest of your life in prison? In New Zealand?
Meh, it's not bad.
I happen to love it there. And I've been to Dunedin!
Big fan myself, but the only prison I remember being onscreen was in New Zealand. Seemed like an odd place to put a prison/penal colony whatever it was. Like putting a weapons cache in Central Park or putting a nuclear reactor in the top of Big Ben.
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Old September 16 2008, 04:18 PM   #28
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Data: "Captain, I facebooked your mum, I can facebook you, too."
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Old September 16 2008, 06:37 PM   #29
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Gillian: "Bitch cut me off."

Spock: "I can see what you mean about the colorful metaphors."
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Old September 16 2008, 08:48 PM   #30
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SPOCK:"Is this one of the 20th century internal combustion vehicles your ancestor got laid in, Admiral?"



DATA:"Commander Riker said I should learn to give more and better head, sir...I was attempting to take advantage of his advice."
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