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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old January 20 2009, 05:19 PM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest #76: Teacher's Pet

Sadly, sometimes you have a very unfortunate coincidence and such was what happened during last week's contest with the passing of Ricardo Montalban. But, it's a new week and time for a new contest. First, we recognize...



First, for the picture of the crew saying goodbye to Spock but really wishing that annoying new Vulcan was in the casket, our winner is:

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Scotty, between toots: "Captain, when are we doing me nephew's burial?"
<everyone turns and glances at each other>
Kirk: "Oh. We put him on the hanger deck when we last opened the doors for a trash evac."
Scotty, after a pause and a glare: "Aye."
And for our picture of Soran doing his best impersonation of John McCain on the day he met Sarah Palin (see, I worked in a political joke because it's inauguration day), our winner is:

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"I was supposed to leap into the Nexus Ribbon when it came by?


UH-OH."
And for our tribute to Ricard Montalban's awesome ability to attract women, our winner is:

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Even on Ceti Alpha 5, Chrysler Cordoba's soft Corinthian leather never failed to please.
And our Photoshop winners:

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"But I don't know this 'Fred' person"
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SPOCK: Why the long faces? Somebody die?

oh...and I made muffins.
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tourism at Fantasy Island plummeted during Mr. Roarke's later years.
Congratulations to the winners and here our your updated totals:

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This week, we've got another three shot. First, we have Kruge mourning the passing of his pet...something. Next, we see Picard trying to explain where New Zealand is. Finally, (from TrekCore's Rare Photos gallery) we have Jonathan Frakes attempting to win a bet with Stewart and Spiner. Enjoy:





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Old January 20 2009, 05:21 PM   #2
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Torg (off camera): "On the bright side, dinner's ready!"



Picard: "...and apparently it sunk as a result of too many Lord of the Rings fan piling on the island all at once."



Invisible Script!
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Old January 20 2009, 05:49 PM   #3
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Kruge: "That is it. It's over. When you no longer appreciate your targ humping your leg, you're ready for the grave."



Picard: "And this is the observation port, with one way forcefield. Confidentially, we usually have pissing contests here, trying to hit kangaroos."



Frakes: "... so I grabbed her shoulders, hung on for dear life, and went on a ride I'd never forget..."

Stewart: "What about the scene?"

Spiner: "Patrick, you know he can't start directing until he gets the 'losing his virginity' story out of the way each morning."
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Old January 20 2009, 06:24 PM   #4
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KRUGE: Snoopy? Oh Good Grief!





PICARD:: Watch that first step...it's a lulu.





Patrick Stewart pays as much attention to Frakes as usual...none.
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Old January 20 2009, 06:27 PM   #5
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Picard and Data had learned to tune out Riker during his vacation stories.
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Old January 20 2009, 06:31 PM   #6
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KRUGE: Whats that boy? Someone's caught in a gravity well?



PICARD: Just don't show Beverly. She has this lame analogy using Australia that everyone gets wrong.



Picard decided to wait a bit before he told Riker casual Friday was canceled.
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Old January 20 2009, 06:35 PM   #7
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Kruge: "Someone, some time, has to pay for killing my pet something."




Picard: "Funny how Indonesia looks like a crab, and Australia appears to be mating with it."





Riker gave up the trombone for the invisible accordion.
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Old January 20 2009, 07:00 PM   #8
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Klingon beastality always ends in death.




Picard: I'm crushing Australia with my finger.
Lily: Oh, grow up.




Riker (in civies) : When I reached under the Dabo girl's skirt, I found a surprise this long!
Picard: Number One, now isn't the time... if you hadn't noticed, we have Borg on board.
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Old January 20 2009, 07:06 PM   #9
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Kruge believed it would be dishonorable to have the growth removed from his ear.




Picard: "Mr. Worf, did you take a bite out of the top of Australia?"

Worf: "I was hungry, sir."





On Halloween, Frakes turned into Frakenstein.
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Old January 20 2009, 07:46 PM   #10
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For those times when your breath is bad enough to kill a targ....try minty fresh listerscope(tm).




Picard:"...and upon my retirement, I plan to build my beach house right heeyaah, no farther."





Trying to explane the scene in detail, Frakes was oblivious to the fact that Stewart had just finished pissing on his new shoes.
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Old January 20 2009, 08:37 PM   #11
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As Jonathan Frakes set up his next shot, Patrick Stewart wondered if anyone would notice him readjusting the captain's log.
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Old January 20 2009, 08:51 PM   #12
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Riker: "The waistline of the panties can be stretched out this far!"

Picard: "I'm sorry that Deanna has gained so much weight."

Riker: "Not her panties. Mine."
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"I kept warning him...NOT TOO CLOSE to Mr. Fusion or the Flux Capacitor.

But he never listened."





"...and down there is the location of one too many LIGHTNING JACK sequels and Jacko battery commercials.

Set back humanity at least a generation apiece. Tragic."





FRAKES:"...and then these Lava Rockmen will come alive and have wild sex with Counselor Troi!"
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"MARTY!

Your freaky alien lizard-dog's gotta come back WITH ME!!"
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"Where on my face? Here?"
"No, the other side"

Dinner time with Krude was never fun.



"Australia, the Solomons, New Zealand-"
"Wait, what? I don't see New Zealand"
"What do you mean, it's right there"
"Where?"
"There, next to Chakotay"
"Who?"
"You can't see Chakotay? He's right there, holding the borg baby?"
"Those Swedish things have babies?"



Frakes loved his Godzilla movies.
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