CTHAPTION CTHIS!

[Spaceman Spiff]

Thanks for being patient, folks. I'll get right to it and announce our winner from the last round...


Gertch!






Congratulations! Here's your Golden Artoo!






And just what does that cute little robot have to say about the Dark Knight showing up at his movie?





I think he's still waiting in line to get popcorn, guy.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Here's your new assignment:

[RJDiogenes]

Congratulations, Gertch-E.

Spaceman Spiff wrote:

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"Congratulations, Mrs Cthulhu! It's a... it's a... it's a tax deduction!"

[Mutenroshi]

Ah Ah! I laugh at your Cloverfield!

[T'Baio]

Spaceman Spiff wrote:

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"So this is how Kelsey has become so successful!"

[Chocolate Log]

...and so using this scale model we can see what Joan Rivers would look like without "assistance".

[Mistral]

T'Baio wrote:

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"...and then you swallow one of these and I guarantee your headache will be gone!"

[Silvercrest]

Spaceman Spiff wrote:

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"Spiff? It's a Golden WHAT??!!"

[Deckerd]

Spaceman Spiff wrote:

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Here's your new assignment:

...and if you twist it this way, salt comes out

[Rat Boy]

Guy off camera: "Does it come with Bluetooth?"

[Trekker4747]

In hindsight, PBS' "reimagining" of Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood probably wasn't a good idea.

[Trent Roman]

How many horrible evils loosed upon the world do we need before people learn not to read aloud ancient inscriptions on demonic artifacts?

Fictitiously yours, Trent Roman

[Jenee]

{...proof that this was made by the indigenous people from ...}

[offscreen] Please hold.

{...whereever}

Narrator: I was holding.

[Trippy]

There were proposed changes made to the Oscar. This unsuccessful bid was called "The Grouch"

[PointyHairedJedi]

"'Made in Taiwan.' Huh."