100% laugh-free trailer for DISASTER MOVIE. Ugh.

Twilight · August 5 2008, 11:11 PM

Don't watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDws_tDZ-8c

Honestly, the fact that I took time out of my life to (a) watch the trailer and (b) post a thread about it on TBBS will really make me re-evaluate my life's priorities.

-Twilight, hereafter a new man.

Messianni · August 5 2008, 11:23 PM

There wasn't a single aspect of any disaster movie in there.

Amy Winehouse, Batman, Hannah Montana, Iron Man, Hulk, Sex and the City, Juno, Enchanted...

You know, maybe this is the one that just might not see much in financial take. The first in this "franchise" to not be financially viable, because the public will see them for what they are and see other films.

...I can dream.

FordSVT · August 5 2008, 11:23 PM

Anyone who produces a movie with "Movie" in the title from here on out should be beaten to death. Unapologetic money grubbing lack of creative talent at it's worse. Theatres full of 15 year old texting each other "watch" shit like this, that's about it.

The first one or two Scary Movies actually weren't too bad, but the rest of them - ALL of them - just suck.

Harvey · August 5 2008, 11:26 PM

Hopefully this will be disaster of a "movie," and an end to this franchise.

I know, I know, somebody pinch me, I must be dreaming.

Canadave · August 5 2008, 11:28 PM

That just reaches incredible levels of bad. I mean, the fact that trailer takes a joke straight out of the Meet the Zohan (or whatever the name of that Adam Sandler movie was) trailer is saying something. That's not a parody, that's a rip-off of something that wasn't even funny in the first place!

Garak · August 5 2008, 11:31 PM

I want to kill myself.

Twilight · August 5 2008, 11:33 PM

Hirogen Alpha wrote:

Hopefully this will be disaster of a "movie," and an end to this franchise.

Tragically - no, devastatingly - for all of us is that it won't be the end, simply because these "films" are produced on budgets that average around $3.00. So as long as a few morons go see it or rent the DVD, they've got their impetus to make another installment in their (do the air finger quotes with me) "fran-chise".

Aragorn · August 5 2008, 11:34 PM

These movies cost nothing and people pay to see them. That's why the team behind Date Movie, Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans are still at it.

There's no story and all they want to do is string together scenes from other movies. But just rehashing the scenes doesn't make it funny!!! And a "Don't vote for Pedro" shirt is not how you lampoon Napoleon Dynamite.

Bob The Skutter · August 5 2008, 11:52 PM

I saw the trailer in the cinema, and not 1 person in there laughed. So it could very well live up to its name.

auntiehill · August 6 2008, 12:02 AM

Oh, Jesus..........

"Disaster" is right.

Sephiroth · August 6 2008, 12:57 AM

i want the name of the person responsible for greenlighting this shit so i might slash the tires on his ferrari

James Bond · August 6 2008, 01:43 AM

FordSVT wrote:

Anyone who produces a movie with "Movie" in the title from here on out should be beaten to death. Unapologetic money grubbing lack of creative talent at it's worse. Theatres full of 15 year old texting each other "watch" shit like this, that's about it.

The first one or two Scary Movies actually weren't too bad, but the rest of them - ALL of them - just suck.

I could not agree more, except I'll add that the people who pay to go see shit like this, or rent the DVD, also need to be beaten to death.

Super Grover · August 6 2008, 02:36 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpWOZmp6ajY

James Bond · August 6 2008, 02:43 AM

^ Now THAT was funny.

Super Grover · August 6 2008, 02:47 AM

You can always count on Joel McHale and the Soup.

August 5 2008, 11:11 PM	#1
Twilight Vice Admiral	100% laugh-free trailer for DISASTER MOVIE. Ugh. Don't watch this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDws_tDZ-8c Honestly, the fact that I took time out of my life to (a) watch the trailer and (b) post a thread about it on TBBS will really make me re-evaluate my life's priorities. -Twilight, hereafter a new man.

August 5 2008, 11:23 PM	#2
Messianni Commodore Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota	Re: 100% laugh-free trailer for DISASTER MOVIE. Ugh. There wasn't a single aspect of any disaster movie in there. Amy Winehouse, Batman, Hannah Montana, Iron Man, Hulk, Sex and the City, Juno, Enchanted... You know, maybe this is the one that just might not see much in financial take. The first in this "franchise" to not be financially viable, because the public will see them for what they are and see other films. ...I can dream. __________________ "So, the Enterprise is on its maiden voyage, has it? She is one well-endowed lady. I like to get my hands on her ample nacelles if you'll pardon the engineering parlance." Montgomery Scott

August 5 2008, 11:23 PM	#3
FordSVT Vice Admiral Location: Atlantic Canada	Re: 100% laugh-free trailer for DISASTER MOVIE. Ugh. Anyone who produces a movie with "Movie" in the title from here on out should be beaten to death. Unapologetic money grubbing lack of creative talent at it's worse. Theatres full of 15 year old texting each other "watch" shit like this, that's about it. The first one or two Scary Movies actually weren't too bad, but the rest of them - ALL of them - just suck. __________________ -FordSVT-

August 5 2008, 11:26 PM	#4
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Canadave Vice Admiral Location: Saint Catharines, ON	Re: 100% laugh-free trailer for DISASTER MOVIE. Ugh. That just reaches incredible levels of bad. I mean, the fact that trailer takes a joke straight out of the Meet the Zohan (or whatever the name of that Adam Sandler movie was) trailer is saying something. That's not a parody, that's a rip-off of something that wasn't even funny in the first place! __________________ My blog!

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Aragorn Admiral	Re: 100% laugh-free trailer for DISASTER MOVIE. Ugh. These movies cost nothing and people pay to see them. That's why the team behind Date Movie, Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans are still at it. There's no story and all they want to do is string together scenes from other movies. But just rehashing the scenes doesn't make it funny!!! And a "Don't vote for Pedro" shirt is not how you lampoon Napoleon Dynamite.

August 5 2008, 11:52 PM	#9
Bob The Skutter Admiral Location: Bob The Skutter	Re: 100% laugh-free trailer for DISASTER MOVIE. Ugh. I saw the trailer in the cinema, and not 1 person in there laughed. So it could very well live up to its name. __________________ It's all right, children. Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it. I am sure that we shall never forget Tiny Tim, or this first parting that there was among us.

August 6 2008, 12:02 AM	#10
auntiehill Fleet Admiral Location: Hmph	Re: 100% laugh-free trailer for DISASTER MOVIE. Ugh. Oh, Jesus.......... "Disaster" is right.

August 6 2008, 12:57 AM	#11
Sephiroth Vice Admiral Location: Sephiroth	Re: 100% laugh-free trailer for DISASTER MOVIE. Ugh. i want the name of the person responsible for greenlighting this shit so i might slash the tires on his ferrari __________________ ~I Will Never Be A Memory~ (>'_')>---------->Kazap< Hunting Humanity and Pestering Cloud since 1997

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James Bond Rear Admiral Location: MI6 - Pegasus Branch	Re: 100% laugh-free trailer for DISASTER MOVIE. Ugh. ^ Now THAT was funny. __________________ "I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell." RIP, Red Ranger

August 6 2008, 02:47 AM	#15
Super Grover Vice Admiral Location: Currently Inactive	Re: 100% laugh-free trailer for DISASTER MOVIE. Ugh. You can always count on Joel McHale and the Soup. __________________ Hank "Well Bobby, it looks like they found a cure for the cooties." Bobby "The What?" Hank "Well, in my day, cooties were the germs you got from girls." Bobby "Oh, you mean like Chlamydia?"