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Old June 23 2008, 02:19 PM   #1
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TOS Caption Contest #95 - Killing Mercy

Is it Sunday yet? Damn Sombreroprise thread...makes me forget my responsibilities.

This week's winners were Gertch, with a classic, and Diesel Micky Dolenz. He figured out that "let's eat dog" joke I was working on all week.

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Kirk: Scotty, I'm afraid "them's good eatin'" is not a sufficient reason to beam them aboard.
Gertch wrote: View Post


Scotty (from other side of the table): "It's green."
For this week's pics, we're going to Organia.





Anybody who exhibits god-like powers while captioning will be banned for taking all the fun out of it!


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Old June 23 2008, 02:21 PM   #2
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #95 - Killing Mercy



Kor: You really are stupid enough to think pointed sideburns are cool?




Kirk: But I cleaned my apartment perfectly. Why can't I get my damage deposit back?
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Old June 23 2008, 02:35 PM   #3
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Kirk, you are such a Potsie!




Your Honors, I swear I didn't know she was only 14!
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Old June 23 2008, 02:41 PM   #4
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Outpost4 wrote: View Post
and Diesel Micky Dolenz. He figured out that "let's eat dog" joke I was working on all week.
Much thanks for the win!



Kor (thinking): Damn, Kang was right. He does have a pretty mouth!




Shatner: You believed that whole 'I don't do cameos' thing? Tell Abrams it was just a joke. I only need a small part. A few lines at most... I'll even share a trailer with Quinto!
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Old June 23 2008, 02:42 PM   #5
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Kor: We Klingons are proud of our receding hairlines!




Kirk: But, gentlemen, if you don't vote for him, who will vote for Senator McCain?
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Old June 23 2008, 03:32 PM   #6
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"I give up, how do you get the doors to do that?"
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Old June 23 2008, 03:53 PM   #7
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Kor: "These trough urinals come in handy while searching for Federation spies, <looks down> since their penises are circumcised at an angle ... <looks up> like their sideburns ..."
<pants-down fistfight ensues>






Kirk: "You're not putting me through to Hollywood? Fuck you!"
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Old June 23 2008, 03:58 PM   #8
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"Can we borrow this table to play shuffleboard?"
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Old June 23 2008, 03:58 PM   #9
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Shatmandu totally stole my thunder, but since I went to the trouble to (badly) PhotoShop this:



(Kirk finishes his rendition of "Rocket Man")

Organian 1: Yo dawg, that was a little pitchy.
Organian 2: I loved it! I love you! You're a star, Jimmy, a star!
Organian 3: That was awwwwwful. It was karaoke. You sounded like a lounge singer on one of those cruise starships.
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Old June 23 2008, 04:12 PM   #10
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Kor: "Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard, that's my policy."

Kirk: "Intent? How did you establish that?"

Kor: "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."

Kirk: "I think he's got a point."





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Old June 23 2008, 04:15 PM   #11
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Klingon: "Denny -- WHO?"





Shatner: "...and by the end of today's hearing, the Organian council will understand what it means to be amazed at the utterance of the name, "Denny Crane".
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Old June 23 2008, 04:23 PM   #12
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"Human, explain these "sombreros" to me."
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Old June 23 2008, 04:24 PM   #13
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Kor: "Because I can't afford to add cranial ridges right now. Maybe someday. Why do you ask?"





Kirk: "If your women are as pliable and agreeable as you gents, I predict this is going to be a great expedition."
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Old June 23 2008, 04:25 PM   #14
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Grignak (offscreen): "Blend you name, money I name, otherwise coffee nooooooooooo!"

Kor: "We've been at this for an hour. Let me kill him!"
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Old June 23 2008, 04:29 PM   #15
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Kor, acid: "Rule #6 in my Occupation Rule Book, clearly posted, bans the at-the-urinal sneak-a-peek you just performed."
Kirk: "But I didn't ..."
Kor, whispering: "Shhhh, shhhh. I won't tell anyone. Come to my office in an hour ..."
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