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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old April 22 2008, 08:00 PM   #31
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Data: "No sir. I have no knowledge of who has been painting mustaches on the crew."
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Old April 22 2008, 08:06 PM   #32
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First:
Data: Unfortunately, this is the actual amount of engineering skill Geordi possesses.

Second:
Riker: See! Work walks more like a striptease queen!
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Old April 22 2008, 08:15 PM   #33
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RIKER: Hey Worf, since you're up can you change the channel? I lost the remote.
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Old April 22 2008, 08:47 PM   #34
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I am fully functional. Case in point: a booger. QED.


Waiter! Sometime today please.



A little more shut the hell up, Picard.

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"See, Commander Riker?

Geordi does have lice. And they are spreading!"





"Quick, Mister Worf...Photoshop something horribly inappropriate onto that screen!! NOW, dammit!!!"
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Old April 23 2008, 01:37 AM   #36
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Spiner indicates his own chances of having a career after TNG ends.
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Old April 23 2008, 02:49 PM   #38
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^ Multiplied by Burton's remaining credibility from Roots.

EDIT: Or maybe here's that joke. I've been trying to write it ever since I saw this pic:



Burton: I was a star after Roots. Now here I am, squinting through a hair clip with a prancing Stan Laurel behind me. Motherfuck!
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Terrell: "Oh, too slow! Looks like you're just Number Two now!"
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Old April 23 2008, 06:32 PM   #40
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Riker: Fuck the Borg! Come on, who's going to join me? Fuck the Borg! Everyone, now give them the salute, Fuck the Borg!
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Old April 24 2008, 03:26 PM   #41
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Data: "Actually, Counselor, a virus is what laymen refer to as "very, very small." So small it could not possibly have made off with an entire leg."




Riker: "And you, Worf! What the Hell are you doing making moves on my woman!?! What could she possibly see in you?"

Crusher: "Will, it's not like those ridges are confined to his forehead."
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Mr Data is attempting to decode the signal now, sir. But we may end up having to pay for it anyway once the cable guy shows up.



I got tired of nutritional supplement 253.


Perhaps you require a demonstration of my superior android skills.

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Riker: "No, Captain, you come in after Shelby. You have to wait until four measures after I start."

(to himself) You think a damn Frenchman would know the frickin' song.

"OK, let's try again..."

Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques,
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines...better, Jean-Luc...
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Picard: "Thank you, Mr. Data, but Mr. LaForge is blind, not deaf."




Riker: "So, Captain? Think you can hit my finger with it?"
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Picard: "Will you two cut that out?"
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