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Old April 21 2008, 11:58 PM   #1
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TNG Caption This #133 - "Habitual Theft"

Fianlly, contest 132 draws to a close. The winner for picture one I spotted quite early on, with a nice connection to the source episode. The second took a bit longer to emerge....

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"Mr Data, kindly send a message to the Tamarians and ask them to stop beaming away everything I pick up."
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"Calgon...

take me away!!!!"

And as for photoshop winner, this has a simple genius I loved:

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Picard: "Mr Data, watch as I levitate my communicator,"

Well done to our winners,
on to this time's images:




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Old April 22 2008, 12:02 AM   #2
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Data: "Yeah, my penis is actually just that long."
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Old April 22 2008, 12:03 AM   #3
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^ Time for that joke to surface... 3 minutes
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Old April 22 2008, 12:07 AM   #4
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Data: "I will do it, but it will cost you."




Riker: "Wait a minute! What happened? Where's the rest of The Sopranos finale?"
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Old April 22 2008, 12:08 AM   #5
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"Yes sir. I am crushing his head."
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Old April 22 2008, 12:10 AM   #6
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^ Time for that joke to surface... 3 minutes
Yeah, sorry about that. I would have been faster, but the board had a time-out.



Riker: "I just knew it was Kristin!"




Data: "Just pull my finger, Captain."
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Old April 22 2008, 12:13 AM   #7
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"Sh! sh! www.sh! dot com! Knock knock. Who's there? Sh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it!"
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Old April 22 2008, 12:19 AM   #8
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Data: "Geordi, regarding your romance problems, I believe the appropriate gesture is this: the world's smallest violin."
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Data: "Geordi, regarding your romance problems, I believe the appropriate position for her legs is this."
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Old April 22 2008, 12:22 AM   #10
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Data: "What, you don't believe me? Geordi's dreads actually were that long!"
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Old April 22 2008, 12:22 AM   #11
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Data Montana: "On this ship, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."



Frakes: "See, Liz, this was what we had to wear the first couple seasons."
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Everything was a lot more relaxed when Data was in charge.
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Old April 22 2008, 02:43 AM   #13
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Data: Yes, Captain, I have Mr. Crusher's social skills right here.
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Old April 22 2008, 02:48 AM   #14
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Data's Groucho Marx impressions could get a little out of hand
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Old April 22 2008, 02:52 AM   #15
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Thank you for a win!



Data: "Captain. The transporters biofilter is obviously malfunctioning. This is the third 'cootie' I have picked off of Geordi since he beamed up from Risa. *wink*"
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