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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old March 17 2008, 07:08 PM   #16
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McCoy: "You're damned right it's an ascot, it's from the Thurston Howell collection at Macy's."




Complications due to the writers strike made it awfully difficult for fans to connect with one of the new detectives on Law and Order
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Old March 17 2008, 07:35 PM   #17
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Dr. Doom takes a break from trying to dominate the world with his good friend, Barney the Testicles.
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Old March 17 2008, 08:01 PM   #18
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Me McCoy. You Fish-Looking-Coffee-Asswipe.
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Old March 17 2008, 09:47 PM   #19
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"Hard it is, going through life, everyone saying one look like fish. Ever you see fish with freaking feathers, friend?"
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Old March 17 2008, 09:47 PM   #20
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McCoy:The Vulcan katra in me says to resolve this logically, but the Georgia Cracker in me says to kick your ass.


Mike, cracker
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Old March 17 2008, 10:12 PM   #21
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Oh boy, you guys are cracking me up! Thanks for the laughs.
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Old March 17 2008, 10:48 PM   #22
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"I've got a deal for ya - how about I give you the finger, and you give me my subspace communication?"
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Old March 17 2008, 11:14 PM   #23
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McCoy (thinking): Of all the people I could have met on this speed date and I get stuck with some guy who looks like he came out of Picard's fish tank.
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Old March 18 2008, 12:28 AM   #24
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"If two faced was I this one be wearing?"
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Old March 18 2008, 01:10 AM   #25
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"He went that way"



"Not understanding how to use the razor, I am"



"Trust me, I wanted the orgy programme but I mistyped it in the panel"
"That's pretty-"
"HEY I'M BEING CHASED BY BORG!"



Nicky the Nose was happy to have Barney beside him, but the giant furry muppet behind him was freaking him out.
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Old March 18 2008, 01:22 AM   #26
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Barney the Testicles, ironically, didn't have the stones to point out that Nicky the Nose was lighting his finger on fire.
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Old March 18 2008, 01:28 AM   #27
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Barney the Testicles was itching for some action of his own.
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Old March 18 2008, 01:32 AM   #28
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Fish-looking dude: "Look, pal, you try going on a date when you're me. These quills are poisonous! Last time I tried necking with a woman, she was in a coma for five months!"
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Old March 18 2008, 01:58 AM   #29
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Slow-witted fish guy: "A Bill Cosby pullover you that call? You don't like it this does mean?"
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Old March 18 2008, 02:02 AM   #30
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fish-looking coffee-asswipe: size you name, money I name, otherwise caffeine no.
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